-=(Sagien)=-

Your attention please.

All is well and good in the land of OZ. Several things I need to bring to people's attention though.

Its not cuz im disinterested that I dont post.

Well, that's actually a partial lie. I am a bit disinterested. But that's quite alright. The other reasons are quite obvious. My life has suddenly gotten very busy. I am not humping just one job, but two of them! No, I won't talk about either one here, even though the one where i deliver papers in the morning is something I'd love to get into.

The good news(well for me anyway) is that the days of serving the general public and actually talking to them are forever gone. Yay for me. I hope this is a truism, which would be a sharp contrast to what shft told me once, ages ago, when I had the honor to work under his supervision.

You're never going to have to sell anything ever again.
--A letter from the book of shftleft, to sagien, sometime in the year uh 2001?

A growing list of douchebags

I have to admit, douchebag has been my choice word of the month, as those of you who have been interacting with me recently might have noticed. The fact that I am constantly running into [douchebags] has been of no small coincidence.

Douchebag: Wombat

That's a cool title, aint it? Kinda like a video game. The object would be to find a roommate, preferably someone you've known for the better part of a decade, and live with them. However, after they've gotten nice and comfortable, tell them you're moving out in two weeks, site some asenine reason like "it will save me money" even though you're only paying fifty dollars less every month, tell everyone what a deadbeat your dear roommate has been, all the while maintaining your "everything is ok cuz wombat is in the right" meter of consciousness. I'd def play it. I give it three and a half joysticks.

And there's your reason as to why I'm being a dickhead. Just so everyone can stop wondering.

Well, now that I've gotten the real reason as to why I posted(what did you think I wanted to tell you guys how things were goin? please...) .. this is sagien, signing off..

Next month: Mincus. Yeah better take it down before something bad happens.

Posted by sagien at November 30, 2004 03:01 PM