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December is teh cool

Well then, hi.

A few things more I'd like to go over with you guys. Plus a few explanations here and there.

My Christmas Wishlist

Well, I know you have to be expecting this, right? I am doing this because of repeated complaints about how I'm "such a hard person to shop for." In other words, quit whining I'm doing your job for you.

1) A box of slim jims. The nacho cheese flavor kind. The more the merrier.

2) Robosapien .. yeah I know it'll gather dust and I'll only find it cool for the first day I got it, but look on the bright side, you just spent $80. Neat huh?

3) Wombat to continue living. A relatively easy one to accomplish.

4) Something that will make it so the radio in the van won't change the volume without my knowledge and on the fly. That would be wonderful.

5) manclothes.

6) one steak dinner.

Reading back on these six items, I think it is generally apparent that I don't know what I want. Surprises are cool too. If I hate it, I'll smile politely and tell you how great it is and how I've always wanted one.

The Distinct Lack of Pictures: An Essay

Some would argue, correctly, that pictures were what made this blog. Some would even take it further by saying that the act of making fun of people as they walked into the retail establishment where I was employed by taking their pictures was my biggest selling point. Surely, there are ways to accomplish the same amount of success that ISSF has enjoyed without the need to constantly degrade human existence.

While it is funny to depict the dregs of humanity in photographic format coupled with an anecdotal caption, several BAD things can come from this approach of gaining readership. The most obvious being getting terminated(Fired) from your current employe and getting threatened with a lawsuit or actually be served with a lawsuit. All of which, I'm quite sure, wouldn't be funny or worth any amount of readers I ensnare.

What I propose is a more intelligent approach to things. By things, I mean, do not degrade people I know(they can sue me), but instead, target the ones that will not sue me. For example, my friends or the ones that I could give a crap about and will only refer to as DOUCHEBAG.

This approach will be quite a challence because I would have to "hang out" with said individual(s) in order to obtain a photographic record of their existence. Is this a sacrifice I am willing to take for my readers? Only time will tell.

I shall continue to post as I have been posting, but perhaps with more photos. Well, definately with more photos. I just have to get off my ass and take them.

Toodles.

Posted by sagien at December 3, 2004 12:23 PM