-=(Sagien)=-

Please Keep the Door Closed

We have cats now.

I have noticed something about myself that has remained essentially true for as long as I have been alive. I am a good friend to people, for as long as I stay friends with them. I am quite forgiving with my friends.. as long as they are my friends. Such is not the case when I decide that I no longer need to be associated with someone. Which will bring us to the first factual statement of the day.

FACT #1: The Friend Writeoff Game is FOR LIFE

People should stop wondering whether or not I will hang out with someone again. The answer is that I wont. In fact, I am probably devising ways that would crush their feelings in one fell swoop to the point that they too will validate my non-friendship with them. But only when they don't expect it. Well enough of that subject.

FACT #2: I most def need pictures up in here.

Why did shftleft cross the street?

I blame the atrocious nature of this shot on Kudra. I was totally ready to snap it when she started driving erotically -- which moved my arm. I am lucky to have this picture of .. well the gender of the subject is debatable. I personally think its asexual. shft said it was a gurl. I think he liked her too.

FACT #3: Those are all the pictures I have right now.

And my captioning sucked too. I acknowledge the fact that I am out of practice. I don't know if I'll ever be back to form from my days of caption writing glory. I've been reading a bunch of my old stuff lately, and man that shit is hilarious. It is amazing that I can make myself laugh my ass off. Very well then.

FACT #4: Wombat is a douchebag

FACT #5: I am a good friend.

It shall be proven right now. Instead of whoring myself out for ego points, I shall save the last part of this post(the most memorable part of it, according to speechwriters) for my good friend Joe Camel of the Joe Camel Project fame. He is in dire need of your help. Please email him and tell him you want to help. He shall email you back and inform you of what you can do. Viva la revolution!

Posted by sagien at December 13, 2004 11:23 AM