I'm sorry I'm acting like an ass and ripping on people who have once been my friends. They don't deserve to be ridiculed.
I am very apologetic.
The Mystery of the Where the Fuck I Am When I Wake Up: A Hardy Boys Adventure
As most of you know, I have two bedtimes. The first one is around 10pm and the second one I try to make it around 6am. This is because I am employed by two different companies. Lately, I have noticed that the determining factor on which job I'm going to has been whether I notice the sun up or not. When I am asleep, I am practically oblivious as to where I am(I sleep at two different places too), and when I wake up, I am mostly clueless as to what time of day it is or which place of employment is expecting me.
It's okay though. Where I wake up and the presence of the sun(or lack thereof) are good enough indicators to dictate the rest of my day.
As for the Hardy Boys, I totally read all of them. And guess one, Joe Hardy's girlfriend DIES. In the first casefiles book. Very traumatic.
About as traumatic as when Gauron got slain by Worf in the 4th season of DS 9. Or when the Defiant gets destroyed in the 6th or 7th season by the Dominion. Or that the founders are dying cuz section 6(the Federation's version of our CIA) implanted Odo with a disease which he transmitted to the founders when he joined with them again. Oh yeah dax died and got replaced by a much cuter host. She started screwing Bashir instead of Worf. Sisko becomes captain in the 4th season.
Anyway. ..
Spoiler Warning!
Wait.. okay, I'm sorry. That was a total inside joke. I wont explain it either. If you don't have me blocked, you can IM me. I'll do my best to get you to laugh about it. All that matters is that people who hasnt seen seasons 3.5-7 of Star Trek: Deep Space 9 now know that Cardassia joined the Dominion in season 4 and are now in revolt in season 7 and that Gul Dukat is this badass rogue captain who is somewhat in rebellion against the Dominion/Cardassian merger and is commanding a captured Klingon Bird of Prey. Cool.
I'm sorry.
Also, Anna Kournikova is married.
Dino: eh, she's not that great anyway
sagien: if she asked you to, you would
Dino: to what? marry her?
sagien: no
sagien: sex0r
Dino: eh, not really
I definately call bullshit.
Posted by sagien at December 15, 2004 11:01 AMWho wouldn't "throw it in" Anna Kournikova? She's way hotter than any supermodel, that's for sure.
So, it's official- Dino's gay.
Posted by: ninjamonkeygeek at December 15, 2004 11:17 AMI definately like this month's posts better. Thank you for making me laugh like a retard, hard enough to cry, at work. (This in reference to previous posts). Moo.
Posted by: April at December 15, 2004 11:32 AMActually, Worf kills Gowron at the end of Season 7.
JLK
Posted by: Kozemp at December 15, 2004 12:01 PMSee?
This is essentially why I do not rip on the person this post was meant to be targetted at. Why? Cuz he's a giant pussy. Can't take a joke. Can dish it out, but cannot take it. He's probably sitting there pissed as hell wishing to death he can block me from AIM again. And this time, feel especially clever by saying BLOCKED FOR LIFE before doing so, cuz he forgot to do that last time. Yes, sitting there, but he won't say a thing. Wouldn't wanna stoop to my level.
"Don't take anything I say seriously, you know I'm always just joking around"
-mincus
Yeah. fuckin hypocrite.
Posted by: sagien at December 16, 2004 11:50 AMwow, bitter you think?
Its killing you that Im leaving up your gay blog and not giving you something to complain about and the drama that you crave, isnt it?
This is different from when you had me blocked on AIM for how long?
I said I was sorry for what happened, and you said it was cool. If that wasnt true, and you can never forgive me for it, we cant be friends, thats all there is to it.
gg
Posted by: mincus at December 16, 2004 12:57 PMactually this seems to be the first time i heard you apologize to me. all other 'apologies' came to me through third parties. you should be quite glad that you have friends that give enough of a shit about you to make sure you dont lose friends. yes i can, and did forgive you about it. til you started acting like a little pussy again and blocking me for a joke on a website.
and quite frankly, i dont give a shit if this blog stays up or not. its your perogative to leave it up and i dont update enough anyway.
don't make it sound like its my fuckin fault that we're not friends, because i did make an effort. youre just a bit quick on that block button. empty your ego a little bit, cuz youre fuckin full of it.
bitchass.
Posted by: sagien at December 16, 2004 02:20 PMWow.. That certainly took a while.
Posted by: April at December 16, 2004 02:30 PMI don't understand any of this... but, on the surface, it seems therapeutic.
Posted by: ninjamonkeygeek at December 16, 2004 03:51 PMalcohol is therapeutic ... this is just comical for everyone but the parties involved
numbers are hard when you're drunk
5 something.....
8 something .......
maybe i should give up
yeah. Anna isn't that hot. She's not bad, but just doesn't do it for me.
So anyway, we have Gaytard 04 vs Gaytard 03 battling it out here.
Gaytard 03 does seem to be a bit oversensetive. I mean, clearly the guy IS whipped.
Posted by: Dino at December 17, 2004 01:16 AMFor those playing our home game, lets recap.
sagien blocking, not apologizing = Golden sun god of only right.
mincus blocking, apologizing = bitchass pussy with an ego problem.
Thanks again for playing, lets see what they have won...
Posted by: mincus at December 17, 2004 10:10 AMOOoooo... I didn't know there would be prizes!!!
Posted by: ninjamonkeygeek at December 17, 2004 10:36 AMwait a second.. you want me to apologize for not wanting to talk to you for being a bitchass pussy with ego problems?
ok. I'm sorry I didn't want to talk to you cuz you're a bitchass pussy with ego problems.
I = win.
Posted by: sagien at December 17, 2004 10:45 AMI think it's about time we established the rules of this game... We don't want it to be TOO ugly. What the fuck am I saying? This shit's hilarious.
Posted by: April at December 17, 2004 10:56 AMI love the phrase "bitchass pussy", definately underused.
Posted by: shftleft at December 17, 2004 01:00 PMit is, in fact, the in thing to say.
Posted by: sagien at December 17, 2004 02:08 PM