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10 Reasons why Dino is a Prick

I actually thought of that title yesterday, but this morning, I can't remember what it was. Then I went to take a leak and my brain was all like.. ooohh yeahhh..

So now I can write this entry, that I'm sure some of you will think is gay.

You know what, fuck this entry.

All some people care about is if I attack someone, make someone feel small, so we can all have a laugh at them, regardless of whether we were friends with that person or not. All while you fuckin sit on the sidelines, where its safe.

The last time I checked, this is still my website, and I can still write whatever I want. If its so fuckin gay, don't read it. Let's figure this one out real fast.

Sagien takes picture of fat lardness leaning on a sign post. Sagien posts picture of fat lardness with caption "Northfield, NJ erects worlds strongest sign posts." Sagien = cool.

Sagien calls mincus bitchass pussy. Sagien = somewhat cool, yet reminded that his website is being hosted for free. Completely understandable causaility.

Sagien calls wombat a douchebag. Sagien becomes GOY '04.

Sagien creates a somewhat detailed account of an evening. Aforementioned detailed account was a planned four-parter. Sagien = gay. Voter turnout on the gay vote: 1. Bring back mincus. Sagien cancels parts 2-4 of aforementioned detailed account.

So let's generate a winning formula from this analysis of the past week's "reaction" to my blog updates.

This will take awhile. Sec, i getting some scratch paper.

Fat + "witty caption" + "mincus is a bitchass pussy" - "mincus is a bitchass pussy" + "wombat is a douchbag" + "wombat is a douchbag" + "wombat is a douchbag" - exgirlfriend - "detailed accounts" = win.

That sounds about right.

Posted by sagien at December 21, 2004 11:08 AM