
It was an accident, honest.
Papsmear

As you can see, it is a very detailed diagram of what females call a "papsmear."
I didn't think it was funny(that would be in poor taste), but rather intriguing. Considering that that thing is made of metal. And it separates. You'd think they'd use some kinda dildo-like device to mae the experience a tad more pleasurable.
Old Stuff
These are pics that I probably should've posted awhile back, and those of you who hung out with me back then(or stil do) would've seen these already. Yeah, oh well, better late than never.
This is the hotel we stayed at in the Philippines when we went there. The accomodations were a bit 'third-worldish' but we managed.

This was taken waaay back when I was still living in Maryland. I thought it was kinda cool how the place was called Bombay Gaylord. Thinking back on it, its kinda not as funny now.
Anyhow, I have to go find something tasty at the grocery store to cook with the wok. I shall return in a few minutes...
And 3 hours later
Yes, I'm still working on the New Years post. We've decided to make use of the new wok for dinner.
I'm a wok guy, with wok friends and wok toys

This here is a picture of the wok before it got all heated up and what have you. After browsing through a couple of ASIAN COOKBOOKS to see what we would like to cook, and deciding after an hour on what to cook, we went out to the grocery store. Which happened to be closed. It's New Year's Day.
We went to the second grocery store. Which happened to be closed. After that we gave up and made other food instead, and using other utensils.
So why was the wok getting all heated up?
Well, I decided to season it instead.
So, we went out. I was actually hoping to go to the asian grocery store so I can take some pictures and show you guys Asians in their somewhat natural habitat, but that operation was foiled.
Oh well.
.....insert anecdote here...
sagien hasn't seen joe camel and kudra for awhile now. When the offer to come hang out with joe surfaced, he immediately jumped on the offer.
He was quite glad to see that beans was with joe when they showed up, and after a not-quite-so-agonizing-wait for kudra, they were off to the mall. It was quite a collection of people going to that mall.
Of course, there was kris and sagien. Joining them were joe camel, kudra and beans. Oh yeah, her too.
A grand time was to be had by all. Including dumbundo.
This story really just serves as an introduction for some pics.

Kudra and joe, which joe will probably hunt me down with some kind of serrated blade with for posting. Notice the glint off of joe's finger(an indication that I have to readjust the settings of the coolio phone II). That's cuz he sliced off his finger. He has a robot pinky-finger now. How cool is that.

Forgive me for the washed out images. Coolio Phone II is still in the training stages, and its good that I'm taking pics of friends instead of the classical retardation thats out there(yes, i am planning on getting back into that, give me time).
Anyway, dumbundo is the one on the left. beans is the tall and trendy guy on the right. You can't really see it, but his forehead is all red from the impact of the empty gatorade bottle had on it. It hit him with powerful force because of joe's robot pinky-finger. True story. I have plenty of those.
Welp, thats it for the trial run of the coolio phone II. Further test photos to arrive when I take pics of the presents I got from the Great 2k4 Xmas Gift Exchange. minus kudra's cookies. Kris ate them all.
Chock full of linky goodness. Hey, you finally took a look at what a pap smear was. Good for you, enlightened male. Now imagine that on your asshole. And honestly, when you have to turn your head and cough, do you WANT to be pleasured by it? By that same token, why would a girl want to be pleasured by someone swabbing their uterus with cotton for the purposes of making sure she is regular and healthy "down there"? Punk. :P
Posted by: April at January 2, 2005 08:09 PMWow. What a smorgasbord of a post. Good effort with the links, although hilarity was not at an all time high.
Posted by: Dino at January 2, 2005 10:34 PMhappy new years
Posted by: nmg at January 3, 2005 10:17 AMhappy new year everybody! (in my head, that line sounded like brak was saying it. also, did you all know that "brak" means "salty" in dutch? well it does.) anyway, good post - especially the link to the site about matching your shoes to your pleated demin mini-skirt (although, i would have suggested pointy black leather shoes with a 1-inch kitten heel.)
Posted by: kudra at January 3, 2005 03:29 PMyou know they don't always use a metal speculum, there are some places that use a clear plastic. it's a little warmer and i think its for one time use only.
Posted by: blacjax at January 3, 2005 06:09 PMwhats a speculum?
Posted by: sagien at January 3, 2005 08:40 PMspeculum= metal weapon used to excavate cervixes. originated way back in the day by sadists derived from the devil.
Date: 15th century
1 : an instrument inserted into a body passage for inspection or medication (thank's merriam)
true, the plastic ones aren't so bad. and they're kind of shaped like a shoehorn. still uncomfortable, yet utterly disposable.
Posted by: wysteria at January 3, 2005 09:06 PM