For those of you just tuning in, we've been down for a few days.
I am writing this from work, so I apologize for the lack of visual aids. I promise I shall remedy that in my next post.
So lets move along with updates about myself.
Shft is so frickin cool
I (officially) cannot make fun of shft anymore. This is because he is ISSF's new host. You know what this also means... where are those pics of mincus that I took while he was sleeping.....
NMG is so frickin cool
NMG graced me with several sightings of himself over the past few weeks. This one time, we were at Denny's and it was late, which is just about the only time you really go into Denny's.
Anyway, we're sitting there and this dude.. Clint walks in and sits right behind NMG.
So I launched into this story.
"Remember Kate the hole?" sagien started.
"yeah dude i can't believe when she --"
"Yeah yeah, this one tops it. See that dude that just sat down behind you? His name is Clint," sagien cuts nmg off without even an attempt to whisper. Oddly enough, Clint was oblivious.
"Yeah.."
"Well he hooked up with the hole"
"Who hasn't"
"Shut up and listen. So, this is how it goes. Kate was hookin up with this chick courtney one night at mincus' place. And Clint was there and he was all like 'Whoa two girls kissing' and he gets all in on the action because the girls were drunk."
"Wait wait wait.. I think I remember wombat telling me that you hooked up with Kate"
"Yeah this was the same night, cept I hooked up with her before this happened and I had to stop cuz mincus came downstairs and saw Clint hookin up with his exgirlfriend and uh.. me hookin up with the hole on his couch. This is what happened after I left."
"Ok, go on.."
"Well eventually, after all this hot and bothered hooking up action, Kate goes home leaving Clint and Courtney there."
"I thought this story was about Kate."
"It's a Kate story, she just happens to be a supporting role in this one. Anyway, Clint and Courtney continue to go at it on the couch. And he totally ate her in the butt."
"How the fuck would you know that he did that"
"Because wombat told me."
"And how would he know?"
"Cuz he was sleeping on the floor in the same room while Clint tongued Courtney's rectum."
first comment on new ip.
Posted by: shftleft at January 13, 2005 12:03 PMIn retrospect, i imagine puting one's tongue in Courtney's buttress isn't any worse than kissing her on the mouth. Welcome back, Sagien. and, god bless Shft.
On a side note, read more about me today at yet another fine site...
http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/news/05-01/13.shtml#story3
Posted by: nmg at January 13, 2005 04:00 PMWow, tossin' salads. 7.4/10
Posted by: Dino at January 14, 2005 01:15 AMI don't know this Courtney, or anybody else in the story, but I would have done the same thing.
Kudos to you Clint
Posted by: Brahmus at January 14, 2005 01:15 AMinteresting..yet sickening story. :p
Posted by: seleste at January 14, 2005 01:21 AMmy my my the true brahmus is revealed. :p
Posted by: seleste at January 14, 2005 01:32 AMSorry, I did meant to talk to you sel, but I get distracted by other things easily. As you may have noticed, yes I have heard from brahmus.
No i do not know any tsunami victims, you racist bitch.
And we ran into Clint again. in Chili's. Ya know, the place that hires murderers.
Posted by: sagien at January 14, 2005 10:19 AM