As indicated by the title, I will use words on today's post.
This is pretty much another one of them how things are going updates, due to the fact that I have rendered myself extremely busy.
Also, I have made a couple of promises and Asians always keep their promises and Asians never lie. Ever.
Promises, promises
Seeing as I am doing this from work, I'd have to make this short. I told animplodingvoice that I'd link him here. It is an enjoyable webcomic which has yet to give me props for being asian. However, it is nicely done, and I especially like the character that pulls on eyebrow rings and doesn't say much of anything. It is produced by him and one other guy. I'd refer to him by something else, but I don't know what. You'll also notice that I added them as a permanent link to the right.
Requisite story I have to tell when there are no pictures.
This one is told in honor of the cameo appearance we were graced with by our benefactor.
We've been drinking.
By we, I mean shft, my brother, boner, oreo and myself. It wasn't anything alcoholic, so we were quite reasonable sixteen year olds.
The plan for this friday evening was to go walk to the movies and sit in the theatre for a couple of hours to enjoy a film. The Crow, I think it was. Shft wanted to see it.
As we walk down the street, we noticed a few beer bottles strategically left empty on the sidewalk. A couple of us thought that these would be great test subjects to determine the effects of gravity on glass.
Shft threw one up in the air and started booking.
Boner did too.
The rest of us start running after them.
"Why are you running you gook?" came a voice in the dark. We all stop.
CRASH.... CRASH. Someone needs to go back and examine the results of the experiment. Maybe later.
"What did you call him?" shft came out menacingly in the dark.
"Are you starting shit with her?" came another voice, this time from the house. An obvious male.
"Her?!" said shft, indicating to the person in front of him. I thought it was a guy too.
The next thing that happens was a connecting female fist to shft's lip.
"What the fuck, I wish I didn't know you were a girl cuz I want to hit you back," shft was incredolous, he turns to me and says, "She fuckin cut me."
The obvious male comes out, trying to look menacing, not really succeeding. Meanwhile, boner has disappered.
"Yo, try anything and I'll go get my fuckin gun," said the obvious male.
"So GET your fuckin gun," shft retorts.
"If I go get my gun, then I'll have to shoot you," obvious male is also an obvious beacon of reason.
"So shoot me," shft answered back.
"If I shoot you, then I'd have to shoot everyone here."
"So shoot everyone here."
A moment of silence occurs while obvious male ponders the murders of five 16 year olds. He finally decides that he was going back inside. The she-bitch follows him in.
We continue on our trek, the experiment with beer bottles and gravity forgotten. As we walked past one of the parked cars further down the block, we spotted boner, sitting on the curb, with his head down. Cowering.
"You fuckin pussy," said shft.
Posted by sagien at January 18, 2005 01:36 PMDefinitely one of the better non-photo posts. Although, coolio phone (had it been invented yet) pics would have made it classic.
But shit, if some "female" punched me for no good reason, you bet your ass I'd hit her back. Then I'd tell her to go iron my shirt.
6.2 / 9
Posted by: Dino at January 18, 2005 05:13 PMthis reminds me of the time shft tripped a Caps fan on the metro and then the fans girlfriend started strangling _me_.
then I lost the keys to my car and we had to walk home from the metro.
good times.
Posted by: mincus at January 19, 2005 08:49 AMif you want i can tell a story about you
Posted by: sagien at January 19, 2005 10:38 AMi feel Dino may have underrated this post... it's at least a 7.
Posted by: nmg at January 19, 2005 02:40 PMWell remember, NMG...we are going on a scale of 9 here, not 10.
But maybe you're right. Maybe I was a bit harsh. After all, I did enjoy the story. Then again, there were zero pictures. 6.6/9. There.
Posted by: Dino at January 20, 2005 10:19 AMactually, i willing to take my score down a notch due to sagien's lack of credibility...
"Asians never lie. Ever."... except for when Kim Jong Il tells the world he'll use nulear weapons. Pretty much the biggest lie of all time.
...and what about 70% of fortune cookies? They're pure bullsh#t.
Posted by: nmg at January 20, 2005 07:14 PMyou're looking for a punch in the mouth arent you.
Posted by: sagien at January 21, 2005 02:59 PM