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State of Emergency

Time to shovel the driveway. Ninja stylez!

Otherwise known as White Feces

Yes, that was a picture you saw. Here's another

It may come as a surprise to some of you that this post is coming in early Sunday morning. And by "early" I meant before noon. I consider this a public service. People need to know what's going on out there. I shall provide you with many pictures. Here's another.

That there is the Atlantic City Expressway. If you click on the picture, you'll get to experience a part of the drive. Sort of. With no sounds.

We were out purchasing clothing and what have you. Much fun.

The public needs to be aware that snow covered trees are pretty.

The public also needs to know that she is the cause of all this white feces on the ground.

Snowplow. With snowman in the background. Yawn.

The NewsPaper MUST be delivered.

Now we're going to go through the horrid morning I've just had.

First off, I woke up a bit late, but not too late, for the delivery business. I went out to Kris' car and found that the door has frozen shut. Thanks to google, I figured out a solution to get it open quickly. Needless to say, Kris is now completely out of hairspray.

With her automobile, I drove to my parental units' home to pick up a more suitable vehicle for newspaper delivery. I found that this door was frozen shut too. Oh well snickers had lots of hairspray.

So I've spent an total of an hour blowtorching the shit out of two cars. I show up to pick up my papers late.

I picked up the front page and it declared that New Jersey has declared a state of emergency. Any non essential personel need to be off the roads, or they suffer the consequences of a moving violation. I immediately called my boss.

"Uh, are we allowed to be out here?" I asked cheerfully.

"Yes we are, we are delivering papers, and papers are allowed. If they pull you over, tell them you're delivering papers. They might think you're pretty stupid for doing it.... but they can't give you a ticket."

"Great!" I was elated. Honest. I was.

Needless to say, my route turned quite scenic as the sun came up over the white swamplands that what most people refer to as the boondocks.

There wasn't a single square inch of asphalt to be seen, but I managed.

So here we are, alive and well, the roads are horrific, and I am hungry. Happy State of Emergency.

Posted by sagien at January 23, 2005 09:33 AM