This entry should take you guys another step towards AzNess. Somewhat.
That there is the final product. Certain circles of Asians call it Gyouza. Us Western types call them pot stickers.
Ingredients
For the innards
Copious amounts of ground pork(about 1lb for you measuring types)
Even larger amounts of cabbage(one head)
Scallions(two stalks?)
Soy Sauce(amount depends on your level of asianness.)
Salt
Pepper
Gyouza Wraps(about 100 should do)
For the dipping stuff
Soy Sauce(Kikkoman, cuz its sweet)
Rice Vinegar(tiny splash[Kris' measurement])
Mirin(bigger splash[again.. Kris].. this is some major asian shit. Even more major than soy sauce)
The act
First you chop shit up. Chop what? The cabbage and the scallions, dipshit. What else are you gonna chop? The pork? It's already grounded up to bits. The soysauce? It's liquid, genius. Chopping it doesn't really work.
Some serious chopping action is required. Chop them up to teeny weeny bits. Really really small pieces. Almost mushm but not quite. If you suck at chopping with blades, then go buy a food processor. Wuss.
Oh yeah, fire up the wok. Make sure it gets super hot. Throw in the pork, and season it with salt, pepper, enough soy sauce to cover the meat, but not drown it. Add whatever spices you feel is necessary, but the salt and pepper is enough. The flavor will come from elsewhere.
Once the pork is nice and brown(no red stuff at all. Red = bad), go ahead and throw in the cabbage and the scallions. Stiry fry until nicely mixed. Yes I said stiry. Don't worry, its a wok, it won't take long. You don't have a wok? Use a skillet. Poseur.
Disgusting, eh. That's the innards. Shit's done yo. Go get the wraps.

Get them looking like that.
Oh, you wanna know how. Well, ok.
Place about a teaspoon of the innards on the wrap. Wet the edges of the wrap with water, using your fingers. Then you kinda roll the wrap over itself, like a taco and fold the corners shut. Make sure the edge is sealed by making pleats where the wrap meets itself. This also makes sure that the gyouza is pretty.
Next comes the fun part.
Deep frying. Make sure the oil is nice and hot. I used vegetable oil. I've been told that real asians use peanut oil. What do they know. This takes like 30 seconds. Just until they're golden brown.
Put that stuff in bowls. It looks better. The sauce is practically mostly soy sauce, with the pre-mentioned amounts of the other ingredients. Taste it. It should taste kinda sweetish. Yeah. Like that.
Serve this shit right the fuck now, while its hot. You may have it with rice. Or by itself. But it can only be eaten with chopsticks. Other utensils won't work.
This is Kris' recipe. I just kinda followed what she told me to do.
Where do you get the energy? You know.. to stand up and take all this time and do all that. Looks yummy!
Posted by: April at January 24, 2005 09:57 PMWow. Girls.
Posted by: shftleft at January 25, 2005 12:56 AMyeah how bout them apples.
Posted by: sagien at January 25, 2005 07:26 AMso domestic.
Posted by: nmg at January 25, 2005 10:14 AMI've never had pot stickers, but they sound like they would be pretty good.
However, in the pic at the top they look like deep-fried feet.
Posted by: Dawn (webmiztris) at January 27, 2005 10:54 AMmmm... since i'm only a pina, 1/2 the full aZznness that you possess, i fear oil at high temperatures... though those look yum. thanks for the recipe
Posted by: wysteria at January 28, 2005 02:34 PMhow do you say BAM in philipino?
Posted by: dirt. at January 28, 2005 08:01 PMnanay mo
Posted by: sagien at January 28, 2005 09:47 PMI learned to make these in Japan and once made like 900 of them as appetizers for a family Christmas dinner...they are super easy, especially if made assembly line style with helpers, and ever since I have been known as the most exotic human being on the face of the planet in my family's eyes.
Posted by: Sarah at February 4, 2005 03:39 PMSarah,
Sounds like how I learned! Except I was making them assembly-line style at a Chinese New Year's party (in Japan, though).
Oh, and I also greatly enjoy your blog. I'm just not much of the commenting type. ;)
Posted by: kris at February 4, 2005 03:48 PM