February 02, 2005
When I Wake Up
Oh you know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you.
I don't understand why every car I come in contact with ceases to work or develops major issues. It may have something to do with me buying piece of shit cars due to lack of funds. Perhaps I don't pray enough, as recently pointed out by both my father and my father's boss' boss. The latter had to jump start the recent piece of junk I have come to own.
When he came to jump me, it was snowing. It wasn't snowing horribly, just enough snow that one can appreciate the beauty of. Yes, snow is beautiful if it was actually just holographic stuff that falls from the sky and you don't actually have to physically experience.
I recently went out and purchased a car book. Perhaps I'm ready to be a car guy, get some car friends, and some car toys. Live up to my heritage of being asian. Asians like glowy blue things.
The book helped some, but not really. I still had to pay some dude to put an alternator in.
As of date the car, which is yet unnamed, is sitting in the driveway, refusing to be fixed. The car starts, yet the battery light still comes on. And that scares me. It scares me like going into a Wawa and realizing that everyone in there has scraggly hair, is white, and wearing denim jackets with eagles printed on them in historic looking poses as they fly over snow-capped mountain tops scares me.
One of life's redeeming points, however, is waking up in the morning, looking out the window, and witnessing some guy getting pulled over by a cop. That's when you grab the camera and start taking pictures. Life is bliss.
Posted by sagien at February 2, 2005 09:25 PMI could swear that cop was pissing on that guys car.
:: smacks forehead ::
time for another cup of coffee
Posted by: Clarus at February 3, 2005 09:53 AMgod's pissed cuz you don't go to cult. or, maybe the cult f#cks with your car while you're sleeping... that'll teach you.
Posted by: nmg at February 3, 2005 10:15 AMI never thought of that. Those bastards. There's a gigantic "unit meeting" in like 2 weeks. Who wants to show up with baseball bats? Baseball bats of holy aluminum or hickory?
Posted by: sagien at February 3, 2005 10:46 AMi like gigantic units!
Posted by: nmg at February 3, 2005 12:47 PMWhat kind of car did you buy?
Posted by: shftleft at February 3, 2005 07:15 PMthe proclaimers??
wow what an obscure reference..
on another note... the only shirts i hate more than the stupid majestic eagle shirts are the wolf ones... i swear to god eric ryan had stock in whatever company makes those fucking shirts.
fuck wolves.
I happen to like wolves. The shirts are lame, though.
Posted by: kris at February 4, 2005 08:41 AMHahaha, eric ryan. Oh god, does he still play whatever he plays at that retard low-life I have a +1 bastard sword store?
Posted by: sagien at February 4, 2005 10:29 AMI've always made fun of people with wolf shirts. Like, WTF is going through their head when they buy one? "Wow, look at the wolf on this shirt. It's hot. The ladies will LOVE me in this". You might as well wear a smock with a picture of yourself on it.
Posted by: Dino at February 4, 2005 02:01 PMeric ryan
i saw him one time outside of venturas waiting for a bus... i tried to get away without him noticing me but of course he did... he "manages" the P&R gas station on tilton road.
big things nigga. big things.
he likes iced earth... thats really all i have to say.
Posted by: dirt. at February 4, 2005 03:45 PMSnow is teh pretty.
Posted by: VD at February 5, 2005 11:48 PMyes, catholic aZn parents attribute all of their children's personal problems to their lack of prayer connection to their god. oh yeah, and for skipping confession. special apartment cells await us in hell for our lack of consideration...
Posted by: wysteria at February 6, 2005 05:03 PM