March 03, 2005
ISSF Orders Another Season of Sagien
After a successful Sweeps Season of ISSF/Sagien, ISSF brings more of Sagien to its audience.
Sagien brings the Saga to a majestic, touching close last month, moving tens of readers and bringing them closer into his life.
We catch up with him today at the ISSF press conference, performing a lame Hadoken fireball trick with what seems to be his crappy digital camera.
Q: What the hell are you doing?
Sagien: I do things like this when I'm bored. I believe it was called a Hadoken Fireball.
Q: It looks like you're holding a camera and taking the picture while the flash is going off.
Sagien: well I was going to photoshop it to look all red and shit, and badass. Sortof like a triumphant thing, but I suck at photoshop. And if I was going to photoshop something, it'd more than likely be me standing on the back of a rickshaw, like i just won the presidential election. But, I can't do things like that.
Q: What is the point of these pictures?
Sagien: its mostly because I don't have any other pictures to put up. And its to show that I got a haircut, but instead of being some lame idiot just standing there with shorter hair, I thought I'd make some action shots.
Q: Didn't you get your haircut after you got ridiculed by your exgirlfriend after the lent post? (which wasn't funny by the way)
Sagien: no
Q: thats not what your girlfriend said
Sagien: you gave you permission to link her!?
Q: I'm you, dude.
Sagien: HAH! SHOOORYUUKEN!
Q: was that satisfying? You've wasted bandwidth with shitty pointless pictures.
Sagien: Don't you have any real questions?
Q: didn't you say you had an announcement to make?
Sagien: Oh yes. Thanks for reminding me. Okay. I have been working alot lately, and its pretty tiring, and normally, due to the nature of the country I was from, I'm a pretty frickin lazy guy. I like sleeping in and sitting around all day in my boxers if I do wake up. I'd also like to try out that world of warcraft game. I heard you need to be practically unemployed for that, so I haven't had a chance to.
But now, due to my superior financial strategery skills, I can quit both my jobs and do exactly what I want to do. I am going to start blogging full time.
Q: kinda like that dude you just linked? Who's going to give you money? You don't do anything on this site. You tell your shitty life story, post some shitty pictures... I mean, you don't even conform to your winning format anymore before you got fired.
Sagien: who told you you could like that douchebag?
Q: I'm you, dude. And how are you doing this, donations through paypal?
Sagien: You can show your support here.
Q: You're a fuckin idiot.
hahaha tens of readers...
Posted by: dirt. at March 4, 2005 12:29 AMYou ask for toothbrush heads? I'll give you some cheeseball hippie toothbrushes made from recycled yogurt containers that the crap store i work for sells. . . oh yeah. . .secret inside knowledge (Aqua Teen Hunger Force "The Movie" has been made already and will be in a theatre near you)
Posted by: grimrcken at March 5, 2005 03:34 AMshe is not a mail order bride...
she is chetchnian prostitute... and you shall address her as such.
Posted by: dirt. at March 5, 2005 04:58 AMand as for sagien being a full time blogger...
thanks for keeping your pants on while IMing me.
i appreciate that.
Posted by: dirt. at March 5, 2005 04:59 AMNot funny? I love my comments! But that's cuz I love me. Hi Kris! I seeeeee you! *wavewave* I hope she sees me waving.
Posted by: April at March 5, 2005 01:25 PMDude, next time, get a couple of yellow/orange glow sticks. Then, set the camera lens to stay open for a long time. Do the Guile's "Sonic Boom" motion, and you're all set.
Posted by: Dino at March 7, 2005 10:00 AMI believe it's spelt Haddoken. Also World of Warcraft is a truely excellent game, and it can be time consuming, but not as much so as EverQuest. Though in my opinion it is a better game.
I also realize I'm writing this 20 days after you posted, but I'm in the process of catching up on all your adventures. But I doubt I'll be buying you something from your wishlist. That only works when you're a chick who will take her clothes off, or your friends aren't as impovershed as you. Which I think most of yours are.
Posted by: James at March 23, 2005 09:11 AM