March 09, 2005
Now Available: Outdoorsman Sagien Action Figure
Trekking through the wilderness, in rugged outdoorsman-like conduct.
Everyone has a place they like to go to where its quiet and if you squint enough, you won't be able to see hints of civilization whatsoever. With asian eyes, squinting is relatively easy for me. For you caucasian types, you might want to get some practice in.
Getting to my "special spot" is no easy task. There are several obstacles that one must conquer in order to get there. Here you see me climbing over some metallic-like natural formation. One can only gaze in wonder at the genius of nature in its creation of naturally tesselating forms...
It was a tough, enduring climb. That's why you white folk need to work out. Being fit and in shape is a naturally occuring phenomenon with us asians. Have you ever seen a fat Asian?
Well.. he probably has white genes in him.
Once you reach the destination, it is a calming sensation to just sit there and relax. It is quiet, and if you learn how to not hear, you won't notice the sounds of cars passing by. It's the little things in life that makes it better.
Not to wander off the beaten path or anything, but I have put together something special to occupy your time. Don't rush through the quiz, and please try not to cheat, you'll feel better afterwards.
This filler episode has been brought to you by: Nature, chainlinked fences, and the letter B.
Posted by sagien at March 9, 2005 08:51 PMjudging my my quiz score i am a poor comprehender. but we all know that.
yesterday on a nature walk with my 11 kids on pitney road we tried to Listen for nature sounds and all we heard were police cars and traffic. the music of suburban sprawl.
Posted by: wysteria at March 9, 2005 09:36 PMdude i got the only question somewhat involving me wrong.
Posted by: dirt. at March 10, 2005 02:59 AMAsians are thin cause they can only eat dust and black flys I thought. . .
Posted by: grimrcken at March 10, 2005 02:05 PMYou all sucks....
Posted by: shftleft at March 10, 2005 02:55 PMwhich assmonkey took the quiz as stephen lloyd?
Posted by: sagien at March 11, 2005 11:50 PMMy money's on boner...
Posted by: shftleft at March 12, 2005 10:29 AMSagien Lives
Posted by: WarpFactor at March 12, 2005 04:50 PMholy shit, is that the raj man?
Posted by: sagien at March 12, 2005 07:34 PMDid anyone else miss the fact that Sagien said 'Getting to my "special spot" is no easy task.'??
This is complete nonsense. It's such an easy task that I can get there, get the job done, and light his cigarette in under a minute.
Posted by: Dino at March 14, 2005 03:32 PMThe One and only
Posted by: WarpFactor at March 15, 2005 08:37 PM