May 27, 2005
Nostalgia!
I found myself in a retail environment that I refuse to pinpoint the location of.
Look how fat they all are! FATTY McFATTY-FUCKS!. Notice the bulgy slant in the gentleman in uniform's stomach. FYI, that man has been working at this particular store for probably close to a decade now. It is a pretty big stores, and if I recall correctly, you would HAVE TO walk through the CD aisle to get from his department to the bathroom. And if I were him, I'd be so sick about myself that I would go to the bathroom a lot. So, if the company REQUIRES you to STOMP through the MEDIA aisles to prevent theft before you get to the bathroom, and you were that guy who would have to go to the bathroom alot cuz you're disgusting, I'd estimate he would have to walk about 50miles a day. So, dear lord in heaven, WHY IS HE THAT FAT?
In other news... I have set out to prove to the world that I also have a heart of gold. But whenever I look at this page, I seem to be the only one on it. Please, someone change this. I don't like doing things alone and being the only one on this list completely bugs me.
Plus it is a very good cause. All kidding aside, if there was one good deed I got to do in life, I'm glad its to help out a friend. In this case, its me helping out a friend help out alot of people. So awesome for me, right?
In case you're wondering wtf I'm talking about, click here. All will be explained.
I will also permanently link it over to the side there. Thank you.
Onward?
The Phoenix Saga, Epilogue
New Jersey is home. New Jersey is happy. Everyone I knew came to see me. Everyone I knew got to meet her.
Everyone I knew got to hate her.
Jose even mentioned she stank.
My friends marvelled at her constant rocking back and forth on the floor, sitting on a looney toons couch cushion, listening to intensely loud headphones like a weeble.
Everyone didn't like her.
Everyone, except for John Walley.
Posted by sagien at May 27, 2005 04:20 PMthis broad sounds like a real winner.
Posted by: k8 at May 27, 2005 05:12 PMi like people that say broad. especially other broads.
and type o negatvie fucking sucks.
and jong wawwey is a fucking toolshed.
and the adsense shit says, "I was a male war bride"
Posted by: dirt. at May 27, 2005 05:31 PMMy ads say "Chubby fat girl - date hundreds of thousands of plus size singles"
Mike, good to know you're targeting some(one) you used to go out with.
Posted by: shftleft at May 28, 2005 10:02 AMwho?
Posted by: sagien at May 28, 2005 11:33 AMSo now can we sign off on our comments by posting our ads and our codes? This is just like a secret online handshake!
"Get wake up calls at home for $1.25 a call"
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Posted by: Winfield at May 28, 2005 12:58 PMSo what happened to her??
Posted by: Sarah at May 29, 2005 11:08 PMshe ran away with my best friend
Posted by: sagien at May 30, 2005 12:43 AMyour best friend<comma> john walley <period>
Posted by: mincus at May 30, 2005 10:30 AMjohn walley, being my best friend, had sex with kristin, and drove her back home to phoenix.
3 days later she dumped him
Posted by: sagien at May 30, 2005 10:39 AMAZN smells funny
Posted by: Romale at May 30, 2005 11:14 AMthe azn mall in pleasantville smells funny... btw, how was that japanese gum, sagian? It's good to see a return to discrete, online debasing on here. F#ckin' fat folks. You tell 'em. This IS what god (budah) intended for you.
Posted by: ninjamonkeygeek at May 30, 2005 01:12 PMIt sounds to me like you should be thanking John Walley, even though what he did really sucked.
Posted by: Sarah at May 30, 2005 05:44 PMHmm never knew I was your best friend.
but anyway. not going to make excuses for what I did, I did it and can't change that.
`nuff said.
also don't thank me for something like that.
Posted by: John at May 30, 2005 08:42 PMEat it John Walley 2k5 has been brought to you by...
Posted by: sagien at May 31, 2005 06:01 AMwow, its like going into the kitchen to eat a bowl of wheaties and Ringo Starr is sitting in your sink taking a bath, except instead of Ringo its John Walley.
What a perfect ending to the Phoenix Saga and Memorial day weekend.
Posted by: mincus at May 31, 2005 09:41 AMdo you pay attention? this is the PHOENIX saga. MD is a completely other story
Posted by: sagien at May 31, 2005 03:19 PM