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Mmm Frech Fries

Behold the emptiness of my abode. I just wanted to show off my Batman Begins poster. No, I haven't seen the movie yet.

Once you go Asian...

Asians invent the greatest things on Earth. As the juvenile population of America discovers the wonders of deep fryers that use an overabundance of oil to deep fry anything from potatoes to shoelaces, the Asians have been enjoying the greatest deep fryer known to man: a wok. Observe the life cycle of these french fries as they reach their golden brown perfection.

From the cutting board, and I didn't cut myself this time..

To the greatest deep fryer known to man..

On to the serving baking pan, where they resemble their final golden brown form, much like the Sun God that created them.

You Never Go Caucasian.

As I plow through my paper route this morning, thinking about what to serve at my housewarming party this coming Saturday, I come across this thing. I almost ran over the bastard.

The gentleman holding him proceeded to tell me the story about how he met the turtle, that he doesn't have a name for. Thirty years he said. Animals know they're liked, he said. All I remember was that I was getting eaten alive by gnats. Because they know I like them.

Posted by sagien at June 16, 2005 10:38 PM