June 19, 2005
Housewarming, Karaoke = The Win.
Do you think I got enough?
Edit: kitsu points out that this is NSFW.
The housewarming party was a success. Apparently, the caucasians like karaoke too. Special thanks to everyone who showed up. And if you're one of those bitches who cancelled/said you'd show but didn't, well, I now know who my REAL friends are..
This is one of those posts where words simply cannot describe the magnitude of the event.
Just a few pointers:
Swords and alcohol are probably not a good idea to have in the same location. Swords, alcohol and VD are a definate no-no.
Know when to tell someone they are DONE. Emphasize the word DONE when declaring them DONE as well. Dino demonstrates the authoritativeness of the doctrine of declaring someone DONE here. Example:
"VD you BITCHASS, you SUCK at karaoke, you are DONE." Point at him too.
Be as cool as this host. The Golden Brown Sun God shines in this event, smiling, laughing, forgetting the chips and dip and making sure the vegan doesn't get to eat. You have to learn them about the meat. Let me demonstrate how:
Sit him on your lap and stick it in his ass. It is not gay. It is learning them about the meat.
Last but not the least, make sure you invite wombat to any event you have planned.
You're bound to get an ass shot.
P.S. There are many more pics. Due to certain considerations concerning our fascist webhost, you can find the remainer of the photos here.
There are videos too, but you'll have to ask.
Posted by sagien at June 19, 2005 09:18 PM"Great Ass!" -- Al Pacino, Heat.
Posted by: wombat at June 19, 2005 09:22 PMWait. I did that wrong. That was Nick Cage, Leaving Las Vegas.
But, Pacino said something similar in Heat.
Posted by: wombat at June 19, 2005 09:23 PMTo Hank Azaria: "Because she's got a *great ass*, and you've got your head, all the way up it!
Posted by: shftleft at June 20, 2005 07:56 AM"It is not gay. It is learning them about the meat."
Classic.
Posted by: Dino at June 20, 2005 09:12 AMif superballman graced you with his cosmic, yet secretive presence, he'd show you what a REAL ass looks like...
Posted by: dirt. at June 20, 2005 12:55 PMgoddamn I need to cut back on the h
Posted by: mincus at June 20, 2005 11:35 PMDo you remember our little conversation before we started drinking? I'm sure I told you to hide the swords from me. I hope your happy, you could have killed someone. Its your own fault, you have no one else to blame.
Next time I'll bring my singing voice with me.
Posted by: VD at June 21, 2005 02:55 PMNext time leave yourself at home.
Posted by: shftleft at June 21, 2005 04:00 PMWhy thank you. It's good to feel welcome.
Posted by: VD at June 22, 2005 10:33 AMAwww... poor VD. Remember when we were that stupid?
Hm. Well, I mean, technically not "we" as in, you know... "us." But, more of a perverbial kinda thing. You know, like, where stupid = awesome.
Remember when we were awesome? That train just keeps on goin,' baby. Awesome to the max. YOWWWW!
Posted by: wombat at June 22, 2005 11:28 AMHey, I'm only 21. Theres still a lot of stupid things I havent done yet.
Posted by: VD at June 22, 2005 03:56 PMLoved the pics. Must confess that I had to look at the tongue piercing one for longer than the others before figuring out what it was...and feeling quite relieved.
Posted by: Sarah at June 22, 2005 05:47 PMBullshit. You were looking at my ass.
Posted by: wombat at June 23, 2005 08:28 AM