July 20, 2005
For the Glory
So here I was, driving along my paper route.
This is the time when I would normally contemplate what to write about on my next entry. Yes, ladies and gentlement, the paper route is where many a blog entry has been born.
This morning was no different, except that I had something a lot more urgent in mind.
He Has Higher Numbers Than I Do
Due to his machine-like posting abilities, and my machine-like non-posting abilities, dirt is currently kicking my ass as far as how many times he's been read. This morning was a brainstorming session on what to write about for the next few weeks.
I had several ideas, but none of them hit me with that normal jolt of inspiration that would elevate a thought into a blog entry.
And then it hit me. Or rather.. it hit the car.
I did it on purpose. In a flash of inspiration, I decided to smash my side mirror into a tree. I figured that the rant about the car yesterday was so well done, why not write some more about things that happen to my car?
So there you have it. That's dedication for you, my dear readers. Will dirt do that for you? I think not.
Posted by sagien at July 20, 2005 06:20 AMYea, except you forgot to make the post interesting.
I suggest ethnic slurs. Dirt is giving lessons i hear.
Posted by: Clarus at July 20, 2005 09:15 AMWorst post evar! No offense but dirt has a more enjoyable page to read. You could say that because he's "new" to ISSF he has an endless fountain of "up yours" to draw from. Whereas, we have heard it all from you and now you are left with nothing but broken mirrors. Why not talk more about highschool or Vietnam (sorry i mean the gookipeans).
Posted by: Winfield at July 20, 2005 09:33 AMBut i must note that i thouroughly enjoyed the middle finger in the mirror! 5 points for Gryphendor for that
Posted by: Winfield at July 20, 2005 09:35 AMWTF
Posted by: Dino at July 20, 2005 03:07 PMvery well put.
Posted by: Put a spigot in that fat budda at July 20, 2005 07:27 PMwhat an obscure reference.
Posted by: dirt. at July 20, 2005 09:20 PMNecessary Roughness.... must be Wombat
Posted by: shftleft at July 21, 2005 11:40 PM