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A Day That Will Live in Infamy.

Worst post evar! No offense but dirt has a more enjoyable page to read. You could say that because he's "new" to ISSF he has an endless fountain of "up yours" to draw from. Whereas, we have heard it all from you and now you are left with nothing but broken mirrors. Why not talk more about highschool or Vietnam (sorry i mean the gookipeans).

Posted by: Winfield at July 20, 2005 09:33 AM

But i must note that i thouroughly enjoyed the middle finger in the mirror! 5 points for Gryphendor for that

Posted by: Winfield at July 20, 2005 09:35 AM

Now, let's get down to business.

Worst post evar! No offense but dirt has a more enjoyable page to read. You could say that because he's "new" to ISSF he has an endless fountain of "up yours" to draw from.

I have made worse posts than this. And thank you for pointing out how good dirt's writing is. I know. I've been reading his stuff before he was ISSF for months. Perhaps your child-brain missed the sarcasm in my post about him being more popular than me.

Whereas, we have heard it all from you and now you are left with nothing but broken mirrors.

There are certain things that I haven't written about in a long, long while. Perhaps the "endless foundtain of 'up yours' to draw from" dried up. Perhaps you haven't actually been reading, or what you've been reading lately just soars a little bit above your comprehension level. Who knows, you haven't left high school. Which brings me to my next point.

Why not talk more about highschool or Vietnam (sorry i mean the gookipeans).

Yes, you haven't left high school. Which is understandable, it was probably the greatest time of you life. Kinda like the jocks who dropped out of college cuz they're not smart enough and ends up pumping gas or scanning/bagging groceries. Except in high school, you didn't play sports. Instead you fucked chicks in the band and hung out with the 'smart' people. Also, you manifested some kind of talent with music. How's that going by the way? I betcha you're getting all sorts of applause while playing your guitar while high at a bonfire at the beach.

Oh! And quite the D&D master you were. Tell me, do you still think about those years?

Gookipeans. Nice play on words. Perhaps... if.. you.. wrote ... out.. that.. comment.. like.. this.. people.. would've laughed too...

But i must note that i thouroughly enjoyed the middle finger in the mirror! 5 points for Gryphendor for that

I'll try not to use big words in the future.

fu·ture
n.

1. The indefinite time yet to come: will try to do better in the future.
2. Something that will happen in time to come: “The future comes apace” (Shakespeare).
3. A prospective or expected condition, especially one considered with regard to growth, advancement, or development: a business with no future.
4. futures Business. Commodities or stocks bought or sold upon agreement of delivery in time to come.
5. Grammar.
1. The form of a verb used in speaking of action that has not yet occurred or of states not yet in existence.
2. A verb form in the future tense.

adj.

That is to be or to come; of or existing in later time.

And before I forget..

No matter how cute your girlfriend is, Winnie, it is generally a bad idea to try to look like her. Get a haircut. Doesn't Trader Joe's have policies about dirty greasy hair?

I could go on and on. And I will!

I wear other people's work shirt.

Good. That fashion sense worked in high school, too. Man, don't you wish you were in high school with the things you know now? As a 27 year old male working for a grocery store?

It's probably the alternator.

After all those years pumping gas, and all the remedial math and english you took in the community college, it all comes down to that one phrase, doesn't it? The end-all, fix-all of automotive repair.

I can't miss Robot Chicken for the world.

Power on VCR -> Insert Tape -> Set time for recording -> Good to go.

Better yet, go download the episode. You do know what DOWNLOAD means don't you? But, no. Nothing compares to watching a TV show episode as it airs for the first time ever. Nope, not even hanging out with friends you haven't seen very often.

I have two sets of pallbearers...

When?

So fuck off "WINFIELD". All the stories I've heard from you is shit about how great California is while you smoke weed. Let me let you in on something: Anyplace is great while you're smoking weed.

The fact of the matter is, you never did and never will amount to anything. I do enjoy that melting feeling that is my brain whenever I hear you speak or read words that you write though. Kudos, that is something to be proud of.

You are just about the dumbest person I've ever encountered, next to blacjax' cousin. And you know what? He's got an excuse. You had a great hand dealt to you, and what did you do with it?

Yeah, you ran away with some cunt to California who ended up being a catalyst in alienating all your friends AND THEN she DUMPED you! And instead of swallowing your pride, and coming back and possibly becoming something other than someone who will continually be living in high school, you stayed there. Met dumbasses who can't pay the electric bill. Smoke some weed. Never grow up. Nice work, Peter Pan.

Fuck you. You don't have room to talk.

I. See. Several. Flaws.

Posted by sagien at July 20, 2005 02:42 PM