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The Coolio Phone [THAT SAVES LIVES] Mark II

It has earned the name. Finally.

Arson

I was out this morning on my paper route. Throwing papers in a rhythmic fashion, completely routine.

As I make one of my routine turns, the unmistakeable flash of police car lights come on in front of me.

I cautiously approach.

I inform the officer that I am making newspaper deliveries. He told me that there's an arson down the road, but I'm allowed to make my deliveries before I reach the point of where the fire is(which was still ongoing).

After delivering about 100 papers, I the location of the fire became more obvious:

The opening picture is the closeup of those lights. The coolio phone saved many lives.

How, you ask?

Well that's a question I can't answer. But as the smell of burning white trash permeate the air and started to assault my nostrils, I realized that there was no way I'd be able to go through the obstruction that some dumbass created by setting their home aflame.

I had to go all the way around and managed to take another crappy picture from a different angle:

The detour cost me 5 minutes of extra travel time. It cost 406 Steelmanville Rd his morning paper.

Posted by sagien at September 22, 2005 05:53 AM