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ISSF: Where are they now?

It seems that we have passed a major milestone of ISSF/Sagien a couple of days ago.

The day was so special that I cannot believe that it slipped me by. Well, we shall make up for it today with this very special ISSF.

The title of the post should give you some hints as to what I'm talking about. If not, well, you're not stupid.. you can always continue reading.

Its the two year anniversary of the Friend Write-Off Game!

For those of you who do not know what this is, please acquaint yourself with this post.

Let's take a new spin on the subject. Let's call it.. oh, for lack of originality: ISSF: Where are they now?

From left to right:

Jose: Sagien's brother. Also refered to in some circles as "Little Jose with a lillipop". Feel free to ask him why. Where is he now?

Well, on last check, he is still sagien's brother. He currently resides in Philadelphia, PA. Since I haven't seen him in awhile except for him popping in on the internets once in awhile, I'll assume that his status hasn't changed. He's still a virgin.

Last conversation overheard about Jose:

D1RT: Who do we know who lives in Philly that we can hang out with?
sagien: I can call Jose..
D1RT: I recall that we mentioned that we wanted to get laid...

[skip sagien, save best for last kinda bit, sorry]

April: Still sagien's ex-girlfriend. Still written off. Where is she now?

The last known whereabouts of April is somewhere in Baltimore, MD. My last correspondence with her consisted of her playing WoW while breaking up with her latest boyfriend. She's on the internets quite a bit... just don't IM her. She'll present you with some cutesy away message indicating how cute she is. It is highly annoying. Or if she's there, she'll talk your ear off. Most of the time it'll be about her psycho roommate. ::whisper:: She hasn't gotten laid in awhile.. ::gigglenod::

Mincus: On again, off again man-friend to wombat. Where is he now?

Well, after I left him in Germantown, MD to his lovenest, I didn't speak to him for about half a year. He ended up missing me, and eventually IMed me BEGGING to be invited to the karaoke party. BEGGING! I let him come.

Currently, he resides in a new love-nest somewhere in the sticks of Maryland. His weeks consist of playing bingo with the old folks of the town. Wombat and I recently visited him. Currently un-friended due to political Scattegories alliances that he made with the wrong people. Lime is a spice. Just like lemon.

Cyanne: She is still wombat's ex-girlfriend. Still written off. Where is she now?

After solving the hunger, disease and political problems of Rwanda, she returns to the USA to study some more. Somewhere in MD. Who knows, she won't return my calls.

Jeff(wombat): He's my "friend." Where is he now?

He's sleeping on my couch. He ate all the hotdogs, bacon and cheap chicken monday chicken. He claims that he hasn't masturbated in my apartment yet. I claim bullshit. He's currently sworn off sex as well. I can hear him snoring.

Amanda: um.. im skeered, but here goes. Where is she now?

In california being a hippy with some grocer.

Jen: Still taking forever looking for shoes.. where is she now?

Well, nobody has really seen her in over a month. She claims that she's been busy with her career or whatever that is. Sometimes she IMs me. If that's really her..

Ken(Joe Camel): He's everywhere. Oh, right now? Where is he now?

Well, on the last communique, he claims to have brain wurms which tend to drive him indoors. He's been handing out an insane amount of business cards to whatever person gives him two seconds of their time. I don't know how much business he's drummed up with the whole private investigator bit.

He's been ecstatic about his being able to carry a firearm soon.

Oh yes, and he picks up waitresses. In front of his girlfriend. Unknowingly. Truth.

Sagien: Me! Your gracious host. Where am I now?

Well, after an emotionally-charged and highly disputed win of Gaytard of the Year honors last year, I am currently in serious contention for the award this year.

I am hot, as in overheating, not gorgeous. It is fuckin October, and its goddamned hot. My pr0n collection has tripled and I am not getting laid.. much.

No, you don't know who she is. No, you never will. No, I didn't make her up.

That is all.

Well, that was fun, wasn't it?

Posted by sagien at October 6, 2005 05:48 AM