Now, I'm a simple person, happy to enjoy life's simple pleasures. I like the same things as everyone else: the smell of a Xerox copier, reruns of COPS, and that funny way the gym teacher used to tickle my palm with his finger when we'd shake hands. I'm happy just left alone to do my own thing, a pretty straight shooter, and far from non-confrontational.
Perhaps, one of life's simplest pleasures is ISSF. It's true! Over the years, this very blog has remained a fun activity on many a lunch-break. But, with all of the content that's come and gone from ISSF, keeping up can be a bit tricky. Dig deep enough, and I think you'll find at least SOMETHING you may have missed the first time around. For example, this little gem of a comment was buried on a post that had long been forgotten.
"i'll take this semi-pointless post as i time to air out some shit.
yo dave miller
you dont have to go around telling people that i know that I have a problem with you because of my ex girlfriend...
she had nothing to do with it.
i just think youre a complete tool... i thought that way of you long before i even met her. i basically thought that ever since the first (and last) time i hung out with you and you made me walk OFF the boardwalk and around the block because you thought it would look smoother than just turning around on the boardwalk. thats fucking lame... and so is talking shit behind my face."
tootles.
Posted by dirt. at May 13, 2005 11:24 AM
As surprising (cuz I'd never noticed it before) as it was nonsensical. I've never told anyone you "have a problem with me because of your exgirlfriend". That would be an absurd reason since I barely know your exgirlfriend. She's just always kinda been, ya know... Joe Camel's sister. Something's been distorted in that nifty pipeline. But, it's reminiscent of a funny evening. Well, not so much "funny", as it is noteworthy.
Nobody can deny that Kudra is one classy broad. We all love Kudra. But, her 21st birthday outing was a pretty frustrating time to be had. This outing is my earliest recollection of meeting Mr. Dirt, who was so loud and obnoxious during the car ride into Atlantic City that I turned from the drivers' seat and called him an irritating moron. You are, perhaps, more informed than you'd realized. It really doesn't get much more "to your face" than that. Next time someone says, "Hey do you know [Dirt]?" Rest assured that a phone call will be placed with you, verifying an emphatic, "Eh, I don't care much for him".
Congratulations, in advance, on your success as a musician. Please, feel free to take Wombat with you as it has become abundantly clear his star will never stop rising... it's evident you two would have much to talk about. In fact, such solidarity hasn't been seen since the Itty-Bitty Titty Committee burned their training bras in a demonstration before city hall.
Moving on- In an effort to find some literary trademark of my own amongst the myriad of ISSF authors, let's go out on an up note.
Last night, Kudra, Joe Camel, and Sagien all came up to Philly. We went out, and a good time was had by all. Sagien got wasted... really, really wasted. The paper show had free drinks, and (as I’ve always sworn) the Standard Tap is the greatest bar in the world. LONG LIVE THE STANDARD TAP! [located at N. 2nd & Poplar]
Posted by ninjamonkeygeek at October 27, 2005 06:56 PMWelcome to ISSF
Posted by: Dino at October 28, 2005 01:30 PMaccording to charlie... thats exactly what you said you fucking retard....but, im sure charlies lying to me, right? LOL. charlies a big liar.... you can act like you didn't say it all you want... and though i dont remember you ever calling me a moron, maybe because youre a four eyed irrelevant dweeb, but please, i implore you to say it to me again.... see if you can count how long it takes me to break your fucking face in half.
but on a more positive note, good luck with your they might be giants tribute... im sure it wil be better than that other cd you made... you know, the weezer tribute... or was it just a total ripoff? who knows. either way, you're gay as the day is long.
they might be giants ALMOST sucks as hard as you. ALMOST.
"charlies a big liar"
That's a terrible thing to say, Dirt. In fact, you should be thankful that someone as talented as Charlie is even letting you play with him.
And believe me, I frequently weep about how gay i am, and how much my music sucks... everytime i kiss my wonderful girlfiend and cash a payckeck for doing what i love most.
Posted by: nmg at October 28, 2005 02:03 PMcharlie is talented. and not a liar... musically he is far beyond you, in fact every aspect of his musical ability is FAR greater than your hackneyed psuedo-talent... but, he doesnt make a paycheck from it... but he's alot better than you.
like ALOT better than you... yet no paycheck from it..
see what i'm getting at?
i'll settle for not being you AND not making money. anyday.
dry your eyes, homo... someday, if you try really hard... maybe you can pull of a phish tribute album..
nobody questions that charlie's a standup guy... point being- he's much more talented than you too. so consider yourself very fortunate.
Posted by: nmg at October 28, 2005 02:27 PMlol!
its unfortunate that you know nothing about anything i've ever done musically... maybe there would be a scrap of validity in the shit thats dripping from your face....
when charlie needs a bassist or a drummer, he always calls me, even though our musical taste is way different... i guess he calls me because you're in filthydelphia with the rest of the no talent idiots that cant afford NYC... lol.
again, i'm satisfied knowing that i'm not you.
so go kiss your girlfriend for me sweet tits.
Posted by: dirt. at October 28, 2005 02:42 PM