-=(Sagien)=-

I've got something to say about everyone. Even my friends!

Oh, didn't you know? It's a double header.

ninjamonkeygeek (9:54:13 AM): what'cha doin'?
knightpire (9:54:18 AM): go away
ninjamonkeygeek (9:55:11 AM): what's wrong?
knightpire (9:55:18 AM): nothing.
ninjamonkeygeek (9:55:23 AM): are you mad at me or something?
knightpire (9:56:00 AM): i'm busy
ninjamonkeygeek (9:56:03 AM): you seem to be busy a lot lately
knightpire (9:56:17 AM): go away
ninjamonkeygeek (9:57:13 AM): what did I do?
knightpire (9:57:18 AM):
ninjamonkeygeek (9:54:13 AM): wtf- I thought we were friends
knightpire (9:57:28 AM): and i used to think there was a santa clause...
ninjamonkeygeek (9:58:10 AM): you're out of control, [sagien]
ninjamonkeygeek (9:58:13 AM): you're going to just forget about me too?
knightpire (9:58:18 AM): ...
ninjamonkeygeek (9:58:21 AM): that's so unfair
ninjamonkeygeek (9:59:05 AM): we just hung out LAST NIGHT
knightpire (9:59:09 AM): stfu and go away
ninjamonkeygeek (9:59:16 AM): we shared french fries!
ninjamonkeygeek (9:59:23 AM): doesn't that mean anything to you?!
knightpire (10:01:18 AM): remember how I told you those fries were really good?
ninjamonkeygeek (10:01:25 AM): yeah?
knightpire (10:02:18 AM): well they sucked
ninjamonkeygeek (10:02:20 AM): why are you doing this?
knightpire (10:03:08 AM): there are other fish in the sea, [ninjamonkeygeek]
knightpire (10:03:18 AM): has signed off
ninjamonkeygeek (10:03:13 AM): yeah, but good luck trying to find yellow-tail anywhere this time of year...

DUH-Duh- duhn...

So let's do this... itemized smack, to be laid down in no particular order.

Joe Camel: Despite the fact that JC once saved me from drowning, I feel no real loyalty to him. Perhaps that's because he was the one who threw me off the boat. Way to be a dick.

Blacjax: As we all know, there are 7 jewish bankers who control the world's supply of money. Would it be too much trouble for you to ask them to stop screwing with our nations' gas prices? I don't think so.

Kooldino: Oh sure, his board-game collection is second to none. He'll ghetto rig some deep-frying to satisfy all your tater-tot needs. But, he's not what he says he is. Yes, he does work for the FAA. But, upon visiting him for a lunch date one day, I saw a very different picture than the one he'd painted for me. There was Dino, mop in hand, keys a-jinglin', "(GASP) You’re Early!" It was almost too much to spit out, "Yes. You never told me you were the janitor". He replied, "Custodial Engineer, asshole!" Why you frontin', Dino? Why?

Shftleft: Don't even get me started... Last May, Shft and I shared a room at the Robert Treat Hotel, of scenic downtown Newark, NJ. Insistent on co-existing with me while completely nude, I saw it all. From the isometric leg squats- to the yoga exercises. Every so often he would stop to ask, "You’re cool with this, right? You don’t mind?" C'mon, dude, really.

Kudra: There's no denying that Kudra comes across as one smart/classy lady. But, did you know she lets her boyfriend sleep around? Yes- Joe Camel... THAT boyfriend. It seems she has no issues permitting him to bed any waitress he wishes. It's sad really. There's an obvious lack of empowerment at work here. But, far be it from me to portray the archetypal Sally Jessy audience member, encouraging you to "drop that zero and get you a real hero".

Mincus: ...Lives too friggin' far away. But, with every move, he becomes closer to finding some of those good-old-fashioned, midwestern values I keep hearing Rush Limbaugh talk about. Way to live in the middle of nowhere. Someday, I'll get a caravan together, so I can come out and see you... if we aren't ambushed by the Comanche.

Posted by ninjamonkeygeek at October 28, 2005 10:40 AM