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The Strangest Thing

How exciting is it that I haven't missed a month of posting in over a year?

Yes, very exciting. Cheers!

Dreams..

I just woke up and I'll share this dream I just had before it escapes me.

I fell asleep around 5:30am, with Matrix Revolutions running in the background. I woke up around 7:15am. Yes, it's less than two hours of sleep, but I'm used to it.

Anyway, the dream finds me on a Greyhound bus, headed for California. On the bus, I meet this sort of Asian-ey chick who's name I cannot remember. I remember acquiring her number was quite a feat, not because I was socially unable to, but because for some odd reason it was very hard to get the phone number out of her phone, which was exactly the same as mine.

In the end, I was able to get her number by calling my phone with her phone, and this is where I found out her name as well. I don't remember the name, except that it was very long and it started with either a J or a C. (J..C.. Jesus Christ?! ooh hidden meanings.. NOT.)

So, we finally get to Cali, cuddled up in the Greyhound seats like we've known each other forever. I remember feeling rather good about having a girl in my arms. Yeah.

The first(?) weird thing that happened was that when we got there, we were no longer in a bus, but in a convertible. I was driving and promptly found the apartment that we were going to stay at. I didn't question the story building mechanisms that the dream author used at this point. I mean, who cares that we just met each other a few days ago(it takes five days by Greyhound to get from NJ to CA), but for some odd reason we were going to be living with each other.

I parked the car, and this is where my memory gets a bit fuzzy, then we went up to Apartment 8. This was the designated apartment and we were quite surprised to find that it was occupied by a family of black people that scampered like cockroaches caught by the bright light that you suddenly turned on when JC opened the sliding door into the apartment.

We promptly forgot about the family of black cockroaches because, at this point, a group of very strange men dressed in black were making a procession towards the apartment complex's left wall... where a switched had magically materialized. They pressed this switch.

Then we are in feudal Japan.

There were ninjas and demons everywhere. JC and I were ready to fight alongside with the locals of the apartment complex. The only problem was, the people handing out weapons to fight with refused to give JC one because she was a girl.

Let's stop a moment here. I need to describe the weapons. There were no swords or any sharp objects at all. They were handing out numchuks and something else that I can only describe as a string with big wooden beads on it. Sort of like anal beads, only extremely large. Very few anal cavities would be able to hold these beads comfortably.

Anyway, I managed to acquire a set of extra beads to give to JC to use.

But alas, I was too late. I didn't even get to dispense of a demon before a strange announcement was made.

They had captured all the samurai. All seemed lost.

By now, night has fallen and all the samurai are stacked up in neat overlapping rows in the middle of the courtyard. There mustve been dozens of them, all paralyzed by some sort of magicks.

Then I(.. well I think it was me, since its my dream and I'm the goddamn hero, but the point of view has shifted from first to third person at this point..) dressed in some kinda black pajamas, leaped into the middle of the courtyard.

In classic Japanimation maneuvers, I conjured up a red and purple square which expanded to envelop all of the samurais, ninjas and demons. Then it compressed into nothingness, taking everything it covered with it. All except for the apartment complex.

We are back in present day, in some alleyway. A hag walks up to a barrel set atop some flames. The camera looks into the barrel and there were three voodoo like dolls in it, floating in some liquid.

A voice screams into the viewers head saying "when will the samurais come back" and one of the dolls float to the top.

The hag screams a defeated scream.

Then I woke up.

Posted by sagien at November 8, 2005 08:20 AM