-=(Sagien)=-

Failure

Hello Everyone!

I missed you too.

Okay, so here's what happened.

It's been a very busy last few weeks, and there really should be plenty to write about, but nothing comes to mind right now.

My Christmas was wonderful, looking back on it. At the time, I pretty much hated existence.

This morning, I was late for my paper route. This might be due to the KillZone I've been playing lately. I am convinced that the game is broken and I'm trying to fix it by killing as much Hellghast as possible. Apparently it's the only way to fix it.

Because I was late this morning, and the $20 tip I found in a mailbox on the route, I decided that after delivering papers, I'd go for the Meatnormous Omelet Breakfast Sandwich at Burger King.

I arrived at the drive through around 6:45 AM. Happily, I screamed at the ordering squaking box: "HI!"

"Sorry, we're closed right now.. can you come back at um.. 7?"

It was a very sad failure.

I went to McDonalds instead, making the grand total for McDonalds trip for the year 2006: 1.

I've been mentioned in a couple of your blogs lately...

Clarus, if you're going reference me, try to spell my name correctly. It's embarassing.

Also, my good friend Rita thought I should do some kinda meme thing. Lemme tell ya, if you were a dude and not good looking, I'd be totally ripping you apart right now. But instead, I think I'll do your bidding.

Here's the general gist of it:

My Weird Things list

Here are the rules; the first player of this game starts with the topic. Five weird habits of yourself and people who get tagged need to write an entry about their five weird habits as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next five people to be tagged and link to their web journals. Don’t forget to leave a comment in their blog or journal that says “You are tagged” (assuming they take comments) and tell them to read yours.

A few stipulations though. I will not be tagging anyone. I only do one weird thing, other than that, I'm perfectly normal. That's it.

Weird thing number one:

1) I eat at Denny's. That's not the weird part. I order the same thing everytime I go to Denny's. Eggs(over easy), two sausages, two bacon strips, hash browns and white toast. They must be eaten in this manner:

-The eggs must be hacked up by fork, and seasoned with salt and pepper.
-The eggs can only be eaten with toast. I place the eggs on a triangle of toast and take a bite of the sausage along with it. There are four toast triangles and four bites of sausages. There should be just enough eggs for this ritual.
-Once the eggs are consumed, I will mix the hash browns in with the egg juice that is left and season them with salt.
-I squirt some ketchup in close proximity to the hash browns, just barely touching the pile.
-For consumption, I will fork the potatoes along with some ketchup. Every three bites will be accompanied by a piece of bacon.

This ritual should generate a clean empty plate. Unless I wasn't that hungry to begin with. Sometimes I leave some hash browns.

That is all. Have a great next five weeks. =)

Posted by sagien at January 5, 2006 07:23 AM