January 11, 2006

Success!


Yay! woo!!

meatnormous.jpg

The Meatnormous Breakfast sandwich from Burger King. Here it is pictured next to a Ho Ho(for size comparison).

Finally, my schedule worked out so I can have a Meatnormous. I could barely contain my excitement at the drive through window. I was smiling so much that the (fat)drive through attendant thought I was happy to see her.

The damn thing must weigh about a pound, taking it out of the bag.

The sandwich tastes like everything I thought it would. It is so meaty and disgusting that it gives me what I can only describe as a grease headache. It's kindof like an ice cream headache except you're quesy and feel like you just drank some lard.

Fast food count for 2006: 2.

This should probably do me good for the rest of the year. I'm not even going to eat the hashbrowns that came with it.

Or the Ho ho. Poor Ho Ho... not getting eaten and what not..

Posted by sagien at January 11, 2006 07:20 AM
Comments

grease headaches suck.

Posted by: wombat at January 11, 2006 09:24 AM

I just threw up.

Posted by: shftleft at January 11, 2006 11:27 AM

i appreciate the humor in including the HoHo for size comparison.

Posted by: dirt. at January 11, 2006 05:01 PM

The hash browns are the best part.

Posted by: Dino at January 13, 2006 01:54 AM

No, calling shots in 8 ball is the best part.. wait getting kicked out of someone's home over 8 ball.. that's the best part

Posted by: sagien at January 13, 2006 07:21 AM

Someone stupid enough to think that he got kicked out of someone's house over demanding that obvious shots be called...that's the best part.

Posted by: Dino at January 13, 2006 03:47 PM

Since that was the obvious arguement that was going on, and nothing else was explained, someone who's socially viable would assume that that's what it was.

I wonder which one of us is the stupid one.

Posted by: sagien at January 13, 2006 04:41 PM

1) hashbrowns rule.
2) no such thing as "obvious"
3) linus lowery rules

Posted by: wombat at January 13, 2006 05:53 PM

i second #1. hashbrowns rule.
happy friday the 13th.

Posted by: Kudra at January 13, 2006 08:39 PM

you should second #3. because youll creame your shitty underpants when you hear us.

Posted by: wombat at January 14, 2006 12:48 AM

@Sagien - Nothing else was explained? Fair enough. I'm not sure whether it was because you were around wombat, or whether it was because there was a new person around to "impress", but you were acting like an immature retard for a good part of the night. When you got belligerent with me at the end of the night, it was the straw that broke the camel's back. So once you aggrivated me enough, I kicked you out of my house before things got any worse.

@wombat for point #2 - If a lonely 3 ball is an inch from the corner pocket, the cue ball a foot away from it...with no other balls within four feet of it, and I'm clearly aiming the cue ball at the 3 ball, that would be considered, by most normal people, an obvious shot. The strangers I play with in bars, for instance, have never once griped when I've failed to call obvious shots like the one above. It doesn't take a mental giant to figure out what I'm going for. I of course give them the same courtesy.

And when I take shots like that, you know damn well what I'm going for. If there's any uncertainty as to the shot I may be taking, I of course call the shot in the first place.

Besides that, I've always been an honest pool player, and whenever I've done something that I didn't intend on doing, I've always relinquished my turn.

If either of you want to talk about it, I'm always on AIM.

Posted by: Dino at January 15, 2006 03:40 AM

Things that are obvious:

1) Dino is gay.
2) I am gay.
3) Pool is gay.

Things that are NOT obvious (and, therefor, not to be assumed):

1) Any shot taken in 8-ball.

But, wait...

4.2 CALL SHOT
In Call Shot, obvious balls and pockets do not have to be indicated. It is the opponent’s right to ask which ball and pocket if he is unsure of the shot. Bank shots and combination shots are not considered obvious, and care should be taken in calling both the object ball and the intended pocket.

Hm. I stand corrected.

Now, allow me to amend the above:

Things that are obvious:

1) Sagien and Wombat are stupid.
2) Dino punched me
3) Dino's a jerk.
4) Linus Lowery rules.

Posted by: wombat at January 15, 2006 10:47 AM

@Dino: It doesn't matter. I don't plan on hanging out with you ever again.

Posted by: sagien at January 15, 2006 12:14 PM

@Sagien - Well, if the situation is a big enough deal to you that you can't ever get over it...then that's on you. Unfortunately for you, if the time that you do get over it does ever come around, buying me a drink won't make it all better.

Posted by: Dino at January 15, 2006 12:41 PM

uh, duh -- you don't drink.

Posted by: wombat at January 15, 2006 02:46 PM

uh, wtf would I buy you a drink.

You kicked me out of your house. You can pretty much go fuck yourself. No loss to me at all, etc.

Posted by: sagien at January 15, 2006 04:39 PM

Hahaha, if that's how you want it to be. I was always a good friend to you, but if "I'm no loss to you at all", then there's nothing more to say. Oh, and don't waste your precious time replying to this since it's soooo meaningless.

Posted by: Dino at January 15, 2006 11:07 PM

Cept for one thing.

You're a toolbag. Last word. Comments closed. PWNED.

Posted by: sagien at January 16, 2006 06:37 AM