-=(Sagien)=-

Like Clarus

There are several things to be happy for. One of them are my wonderously squinty eyes. Let me explain.

The time in-between jobs is quite possibly the most awful time of the day for me, and maybe the most productive.

I finish my paper route(T minus 25 days) around 6am. I have to be at the Borgata by 8am. These are the things that I fit into those two hours:

6:00 AM Throw last paper on the last house's driveway. This fucker has some kind of dislike for keeping his car's tires/suspension in good shape because he harbors giant puddles on his driveway. One can probably catch some dinner in one of these watering holes. The immediate objective when throwing the paper on the driveway is to get it to land on the island in the middle of his driveway's lake.

6:15 AM Stop at Wawa to purchase a sausage, egg and cheese biscuit, a bottle of Starbucks Mocha Frappucino, a can of Sobe Adrenaline Rush and a pack of Camel Turkish Golds. Flirt with Spanish cashier named Mariella, realize she's Spanish and leave in disgust.

6:17 AM Send an IM to mincus. This usually goes along the lines of "morning" or "hi" He says "hi" back and then I try to subtly dissuade him from marrying.

6:18 AM Eat sausage biscuit thing, drink frappucinno. Remind cat the she doesn't like sausage by trying to feed her some.

6:24 AM Finish eating breakfast. Try to fit the generated trash into one of two overflowing trashcans.

6:25 AM Say gnite to mincus, set alarm devices(laptop, phone, PDA), to go off at 7AM.

6:26 AM Fire up some pr0n

6:28 AM wash hands

6:30 AM Go to sleep.

7:00 AM Alarms goes off. Hit snooze on all three alarm devices.

7:09 AM Get out of bed, and hop in the shower.

7:20 AM Say hi to Clarus if he's online, and to mincus too if he hasn't left for work yet.

7:21 AM Put clothes on. (You got it, I was naked when I said hi to you.)

7:24 AM Say bye to eveyone talking to me on AIM.

7:25 AM out the door.. and into my daily commute.

I have to drive with some kind of Jedi powers every morning, because for the entire time that I am on the A.C. Expressway, this is what assaults my windshield. It is a good thing I have squinty eyes. I hate to think what you under-evolved people with the big round eyes have to do to drive in this.

Posted by sagien at January 26, 2006 09:29 PM