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MEDIEVIA MUD MEDIEVIA

There was a picture here of how insanely good looking I am, but for some reason, gmail can't handle the sending of the email. This is more than likely due to my dashing good looks.

The picture will have to wait til next post.

(The title is a lame attempt to get search links from people googling medievia.)

Observation

That is a picture that I came across during my daily travels through the internets. This particular one came from the player picture pages of medievia.com.

It was captioned as "so and so holding a cute baby lion."

I have a more fitting caption for it.

"I'm fat and ugly, and I'd love to have this lion for lunch, but my boyfriend/husband hasn't touched pussy in months cuz mine is too crusted with fugly so he's petting this lion cub. Oh yes, it is cute."

After stuffing the nausea back into my stomach, and barely succeeding at that, I moved on. I opened up another picture.

This one was captioned "so and so busted up after a match".

So and so is the same guy in the first picture.

Here's my take on this:

What the fuck kind of douchebag would think that it'd be cool to post a bloody picture of himself after a fight on a MUD's website?!

"Look at me! I'm so cool! I fight people for fun and get my already busted ass face even more mangled. You people playing text adventure games with me must think I'm grade A awesome now!"

Sigh.

I know. You think I'm playing MUD again. That is the farthest from the truth. I'm super attractive. Super attractive people don't play MUD.

That is all.

Flaws all over the place..

Posted by sagien at February 16, 2006 01:23 PM