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Where the fuck is it?
The 'Mike is Great' lighter originated in a spark of originality one day in the Hamilton Mall.
Here's how it happened.
Sagien: I'd like to have this Zippo engraved. ::places a Zippo lighter on the counter of Things Remembered::
clerk: Okay.. what's your name?
Sagien: Mike.
clerk: What font would you like?
Sagien: Olde English.
clerk: And what would you like it to say?
Sagien: Mike Is Great.
I was very proud of that lighter and my juvenile cleverness. However, over the years it developed a mind of it's own.
Whenever I had it in my possession it produced nothing but bad luck, and when it was gone, life was great. Girlfriends broke up with me when I had it in my possession, I've lost jobs, roommates, places to live, cars, etc..
One day, I've had enough of it and I let Joe Camel know of it's evil ways. He claims to not know of the whereabouts but I call bullshit.
Tonight, I sit here full of alcohol and I've decided that I miss it and that it wishes me no harm.
So.. where the fuck is it, Camel?
I'd like to take a picture of it.
Posted by sagien at March 10, 2006 03:38 AMTechnically, I cannot tell you the physical location of the lighter, because it no longer exists as a lighter. In an effort to forever break the Curse, I disassembled it, then consumed a large quantity of Drink. I waited until the Drink had made me forgetful, then I scattered the components throughout the land. I did, however, write myself a cryptic set of clues as to the location of the components…
Posted by: Joe Camel at March 13, 2006 07:20 PM....
That's amazing. It kind of breaks my heart to think that it might be gone forever.
Posted by: sagien at March 13, 2006 09:55 PM