-=(Sagien)=-

who ever that gayness is .. they look totally retarded and done before.

Get your own identity!!!

(adding to mikes anger)

DUUUUUDEZZZ YOOU ARE SO KEWL
THANKS FOR COMING!!!!

I HOPE I CAN SUCK YOU OFF NEXT TIME I SEE YOU??

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PS

YOU SHOULD COME TO THE LOOP NEXTITME WE PLAY
MAYBE THERE WILL BE MORE THAN 8 PEOPLE

:)

The Loop is in Chicago.

It's a bad place.. full of zombies. Zombies eat flesh.

THE LOOP LOUNGE IN PASSAIC, SILLY PANTS!

WHATS A MOUSEOVER??

TG or bust!

were the multipule insults of gay because in the back of your mind you are secretly questioning your very own sexuality and were hoping in fact that one of the members of theodore grimm were in fact gay and would have a relationship with you helping you discover if you really are or are not gay? possibly.

its funny that while you didn't listen to our music or say any of this to our faces...you can still make up all sorts of shit.
by the way...
we are actually all homosexual men
we ONLY wear women's clothing
we are a front for burger king's advertising section
and we all suck dicks in a van we paid a $1.68 for at a car auction.

thanks for your time.

ps. ur blog rulz come to our show at the loop lounge and we will give you all the herpes we can muster up.

TG is a bunch of cool dudes and the fans kick ass they aslo have a great sound

u should work on your writing instead of talking shit about a bunch of people u don't even know

TG is amazing

oh hey, check us out... we use internets humor to get our hilarity across. i'd go to your show at the loop (wherever the fuck that is.. i dont live near gaytown.) but it'd only be to flatten the tires on your piece of shit van and piss on the handles.

omgz liek sagien just pwn3d you uber lots. how does that feel? i bet it feels similar to every weeknight for you. straight ass plundering.

you people are gay. you know what department you were in when you bought those pants....

and the bangs.. don't even get me started. how the fuck do you manage to start a band with four queens with the same haircut? it's truly fate. mtv2, here you come (doubt it).

(hint: it wasnt the men's department.)

And for serious, you can only get four people to comment with their wrath?

Poor showing.. hey! Just like in Riddles.

That guy has canoes for shoes.

I'm glad this blog got to the band it was meant for. Now maybe they can give up the pipe dream of opening for the Village People cover band and give in to their true calling of working the strip giving blow jobs for quarters so they can pay for their metro haircuts and hiphuggers.

wtf I missed 25 cent blowjob day on ISSF?

i am sorry you are overweight, unnattractive, and have a questionable love for the words "gay" and the act of "sucking dicks". maybe you should focus your hatred on your parent's lack of healthy genes.
and, if "a lot of yelling. Ear piercing, ear drum hurting yelling" is considered bad music...what do you consider good? Yanni?
maybe you need to get off the computer, put down the tub of fried chicken, go to a gym and find yourself an instrument and make better music. then you argument would have some weight. kind of like how your fat ass has some weight (read: a lot of weight).
ps.
canoes for shoes can only mean one thing...GAY AS HELL!!!1

I didn't realize sagien had submitted his picture to amihotornot.com Is this an official review on his looks? Are you qualified to make those reviews? If you were gay, you would be.
P.S. sagien's hot

My question:

Why go to a show where you're bound to muster up a sea of herpes in the genital region?

and from what i gather... there weren't many people there to see the show, which just goes to show where the herpes really come from.

sagien has a wonderful figure... its not quite as womanly as you fucking moe's... but it's close.

you guys are fucking AMATEURS. you have nothing. give up. we fuck you good lebowski. nothing you say is either 1.) witty 2.) pseudo-witty 3.) smart 4.) in the vicinity of wit

you are crap. we pwn you. go play WoW.

also, yanni is the only musician that doesnt scream.

fucking idiots. your musical knowledge pales in comparrison to your musical ability.

(which is the suck)

I can definitively state that sagien is not overweight. Sagien and others would likely admit that I am as close to a resident expert on the subject as is to be found around these parts.

On a less-definitive note, I can state that he is not unreasonably unattractive. Perhaps the homosexuals who populate the band in question could make a more accurate assessment. I can't really tell if guys are good-looking, because I loves the snatch. But if sagien were a chick I'd probably fuck him, or at least let him blow me. I'd even give him more than the requisite quarter.

And, on a still-less-definitive note, if you have to go and defend a band you like on a blog whose content has an alarmingly-high percentage of steak recipes, the odds are very high that the band sucks.

But, then, you knew that, didn't you?

That's the really sad part, I think.

JLK

hi. we have 3500 something myspace friends. DANCE TILL YOU DROP MYSPACE FRIENDS! hahahahah you SUCK. i bet a total of 40 people of your 3500 give a flying fuck whether you retards play the loop lounge, or the flying fuckhole, or the fuzzy clam.

lets face facts, you douche bags send a message on myspace and 4 people come to your defense.

how many people are in the band?

oh 4? how odd.

DIE.

if you guys were black, i'd call ya a bunch of dumb nigs. but you're white, so instead, i'll just call you a bunch of dumb nigs.

"The Expected Backlash has begun"

EXPECTED! So i am led to belive you wanted this to happen. i dont have to talk to you jerky.
i wonder why there werent too many people at the show...maybe it was the rain or maybe saigen took up so much space in the venue nobody else could fit inside.
and who are you mr. ravishing? i cant see you HIDING BEHIND YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN LOLZ!

Again, I must point out that sagien possesses a svelte physique. It's from all the cigarettes he smokes. And, of course, good taste in music is known to assist in keeping firm abs.

I'm listening to Power Station at the moment, by the way.

JLK

COMMUNICATION!

Baby talk to me...

COMMUNICATION!

Information, please...

COMMUNICATION!

Don't put me on hold...

JLK

um. we live in atlantic city... that may have something to do with why there werent any people at the show. see.. you guys, the established band with 4k friends from 10 minutes away were probably expected to bring a crowd... but you didnt.

i wonder why?

couldnt pickup anybody in the Nutley Burger King? Throw them in your child molestor van with your hair products and your WET SEAL gift bags.

you dumbass, over haired piece of man meat.

you can look me up on WoW... my character name is "tedgrimmofgaytown"

more pwnage for you geeks.

ummm yea... "expected" as in. if it goes up on ISSF. you see it.

because we out pagerank YOUR OWN WEBSITE.

(which doesnt exist)

you need someone to host that for ya?

There's always a backlash. Let me tell you why.

It's because of people like your band who cannot take any kind of criticism whatsoever. However, most of the time, we get educated and well-calculated responses.

Granted I called you fags.

You responded by questioning my musical tastes and my apparent inability to make an informed opinion.

So I said that, yes I did listen to your music and went on to say that your sound is not at all pleasurable for the ears.

You guys came back with fat jokes and references to Yanni.

Now you're witnessing that this isn't the opinion of one man, alone.

And in response to your last asinine comment: Of course I expected it. You guys are a bunch of neanderthals who google yourselves constantly. You are full enough of yourselves to have to have the need to "defend your honor".

You people are the reason why iseeseveralflaws is always open for comments. Do you know how many people are laughing at you right now?

Can I tell ya somethin, I don't know the band or the person posting... but I can tell you this:

If you were so confident in your musical abilities you wouldn't feel the need to bash everyone who crapped on your stuff. But I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you guys are slightly insecure about the product you put out because if you KNEW it was good and KNEW you weren't tools you would let whatever asshole that gets behind a keyboard and plays "Angry Typing Guy" say whatever he wants, cause well you put out a product that was good. But instead grown adults come out firing with silly L33t speak and call out their MySpace Army. Whatever, if you can't take a little criticism that may or may not involve a penis going into your mouth you're never gonna make it big.

Of course... you prolly wouldn't make it big either way. So pick up your skirts boys and jump into the deep end of the pool you emo bitches.

shftleft is laughing.

no... youre lol'ing..

we're on the internets, cmon for christ sake.

do a LOLZ... that always gets a big response.

this is too long to read can somone please post the cliff notes version? btw that guys hair is the gayest ever.

cliffnotes:

theo grimm - hey, lolz. omfg. hey.

everyone else - you guys are fags

fin.

hey thanks RRR. After seeing the first pic i realized that they were gay. it must be nice to be a rock fag. do you pick up lotso doodz with that haircut and the cool retro van?

"And, on a still-less-definitive note, if you have to go and defend a band you like on a blog whose content has an alarmingly-high percentage of steak recipes, the odds are very high that the band sucks."

Sagien does make one tasty steak, though.

and another thing. i am simply astonished that sagien can stir up so much drama from a simple blog.

"Drama" is my middle name.

"jerky"??? who says that?

the jerky boys...

and idiots that cant come up with their own shtick.

I liked TG. I was actually looking forward to playing with them that night. But, why did they leave before our set?

Hmm.

Also, I wasn't going to take part in this. Because musical drama is best left for rap dudes. But, peer presure and the need for internet drama being what it is, I've decided to let loose the fury that is my thoughts (maybe due to the really angsty Rilo Kiley album I'm listening to?)

Actually, I have nothing to add. But, why did they leave? Kinda shitty. Maybe they had to get back to the BK lounge for a free refill?

We may never know.

I LOVE TEDDY GRIMM!!!!!

SEXY GENTLEMEN IN TIGHT PANTS IT DOESN'T GET HOTTER THAN THAT.

i have to agree with the model... as another member of linus lowery, i, like the rest of the band, wasnt going to even be part of this, untill they said somethign about us not bringing people to the show.

we live 2 1/2 hours away, brains. how far are you guys?

your brand of music isnt exactly what i would consider ronnie james dio-caliber... but it was allright... i'm more of an enya guy myself... but ya know.. whatever floats your boat.

but, i find your comment about the crowd we brought appalling... especially since we made a hot $10 off that show.

hahahahhahahah

http://www.myspace.com/kotch1556

thats jenn..... yea guys, she aint overweight.

HAHAHHA.

...have teddy grimmface hook you up with some of the money they make giving tug jobs... buy yourself a pilates cycle.

Rofl, that ravishing richard rude is a funny guy.

Nobody in the band has ever said anything about any band not bringing whomever. we simply linked to this webpage because we thought it was amusing.
truth is, we actually had a good time. In all honesty, this all stems from the fact that there was not a single morsel of music criticism in your post(YOU SUCK HOMOS! honestly doesnt count).
you were simply attacking us.
you make fun of the way we look? and that somebody was drinking whiskey out of a cup? if these are the hard hitting facts you have against us..you arent searching in the right places.

Ok who said this is anything about being overweight. Obviously you losers have nothing better to do then worry about other people. I guess that is were we differ I can care less what all of you think about me. I hate me what's one more person hating me. I DON'T CARE!!!! Believe me my feelings are not hurt. I find it pretty funny!!!! Stop hating on Theodore Grimm and get a life

If anyone at all sounds unintelligent it is you sagien. Your writing skills are that of a kindergartner. There was no need for this original post in the first place. Why would you completely bash a band, take the time to put up pictures of them and mock them using 7th grade humor? because you didnt like the way they dressed? becuase god forbid they left the shit ass barnyard hillbilly show too soon for your liking? Your own insecurities are very apparant. You have too much time on your hands. By the way i could totally see linus lowery on the next cover of rolling stone..maybe spin.. maybe GQ ?

I rode the short bus.

I will now give fodder to TG:

Kozemp is fat and repulsive.

Please remind him.

Thanks.

Enjoyed your set.

Dear mark.

Go fuck yourself.

Linus Lowery is far above GQ. And we leave Spin and RS to bands that all sound the fucking same.

Not only that, none of us had a fucking word to say about Grimm. We have no problem with them or their music.

So, keep your fucking face shut untill you get a clue, asshole. Can you read? Does it not say that we have nothing to do with this?

I'm sure you're regular "city-folk", far above that of the "redneck" Pompton Lakes crowd.

Please, link me your myspace so I know how to dress in the future.

fuck yes.

"html works now, post the pic."
"okay."

pfft.

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d44/finaldraftx/picturesduh22/linus%20lowery%20myspace%20shit/GQcopy.jpg

fine i do not no who kozemp is but fine okay i will say it you are fat and repulsive

happy?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

i would buy that guy a drink if i gave a crap.

which, i dont.

amazing. i love whoever made the GQ thing

these kids need to buy themselves another white studded belt and hang themselves from it. EMO = the scourge of the music industry and FUCK YOU GUYS for adding to it. And believe me my brother would say all this shit to your face, because the worst thing you guys can do is write a whiny ass song about it while you cut your forearms with razor blades....do us all a favor while you're doing that, slash the right vein!

who the hell here is emo?
where are you coming up with this?
i was under the impression that emo music is some like my chemical romance.
all of our songs are about drinking or drugs.
if alcohol is emo...then shit i might as well get one of these "white studded belts" you speak of.

ps.
suicide is funny.

sagien=banihut sutil

Where'd you get your translator from?

That's from a dialect in the Philippines where people are generally retards.

correction: everyone in/from the Philippines are generally retards. haha the mexicans of asia.

Happy Mind of Mencia to you too.

And I believe the quote was the "beaners of Asia"

Because I just love irony so much...

"If anyone at all sounds unintelligent it is you sagien. Your writing skills are that of a kindergartner. There was no need for this original post in the first place. Why would you completely bash a band, take the time to put up pictures of them and mock them using 7th grade humor? because you didnt like the way they dressed? becuase god forbid they left the shit ass barnyard hillbilly show too soon for your liking? Your own insecurities are very apparant. You have too much time on your hands. By the way i could totally see linus lowery on the next cover of rolling stone..maybe spin.. maybe GQ ?"

Writing skills of a kindergartener, huh? Let's see...

"Your writing skills are that of a kindergartner." - You misspelled "kindergartener," and the proper usage is "those" of a kindergartener. It's subject-verb-object agreement. It's one of those things you learn after kindergarten.

"because you didnt like the way they dressed?" - Should have capitalized "because," and dropped the apostrophe on "didn't."

"becuase god forbid they left the shit ass barnyard hillbilly show too soon for your liking?" - There's that capitalization thing again. If you never did it through I'd just assume you're an internet retard, but you DO capitalize some sentences, so I'm just going to go out on a limb and guess that you're an internet retard anyway.

"Your own insecurities are very apparant." - That word you're trying (and failing) to use there is "apparent," chief. As in "your deficiencies as a writer and human being are readily apparent."

"By the way i could totally see linus lowery on the next cover of rolling stone.." I don't know about anyone else, but I learned to capitalize the letter "I" at the age of about six. Then again, I'm not an internet retard.

It's funny that you criticize someone else's writing ability when you are completely incapable of using the English language properly yourself. Ah, delicious irony. Can't get enough of it.

Also, Wombat calling someone else repulsive is almost as funny as these halfwits. Also ironic, since Wombat couldn't be intentionally funny if his life depended on it.

JLK

EVERYONE IS GAY
I AM GAY
BEING GAY AND CALLING PEOPLE GAY IS FUNNY

you have an erection for the amount of feedback you are getting from your silly little web blog

wheres your band at??
oh wait.. whoooooopppsss

we will give all your girlfriends aids
(that we got from dudes)

the crazy oriental who owns this site makes a mean bottle cap gun out of a rubber band and a stick.

I've been putting a lot of thought into the inadequacy issues your band has and I feel that I have come up with a solution to the problem.

Here is my proposal: Change your name to "Theo Grimm" and play Cosby Show intro song covers. One of you will also have to grow a Kid 'n Play style afro. You can continue to be emo and moody.

Hope this helps! cheers.

This is quite a return to the golden age of ISSF... like when those british kids were startin' shit.

good times.

Yeah, somehow he thinks that this is a lot of attention that the site is getting.

Theo, just cuz you haven't heard of it, doesn't mean it didn't exist before.

Here's the shitty part. I just effectively demonstrated that your band cannot handle any kind of criticism whatsoever.

Here's another kicker. A lot of people who read ISSF live in New Jersey.

You'll probably meet some at your next show.

Toodles.

like i've said a thousand times. you offered no valid criticism of our music.
as i posted before:
"In all honesty, this all stems from the fact that there was not a single morsel of music criticism in your post(YOU SUCK HOMOS! honestly doesnt count).
you were simply attacking us.
you make fun of the way we look? and that somebody was drinking whiskey out of a cup?"

yet you still wont respond with a real critique. can you give me a chord by chord analysis, or break down any of the music structure and explain why you think we suck? i doubt it.
stick to the whole "people i dont understand are GAY HOMOS!" routine. it suits your childish intellect perfectly.

I don't like the way you sound. Which part of that statement is so hard to comprehend.

And as Hack mentioned earlier, if you were so good and so confident with your skills then why do you care so much about what I have to say on my stupid blog?

From our point of view, you people are quite easy to understand.

Attention seeking whores who cry whenever bad something happens to them.

Bottom line is that you should've shrugged this off when you first saw it instead of summoning your Army of the Undead.

You come on my site thinking you're going to post a couple of comments and laugh it up thinking you PWNED me. You're the ones who look like idiots, bud, not me.

If you didn't quite get it yet.. you were the butt end of the joke. Suck it up and walk away so we can make fun of the next myspace band.

Oh and thanks for adding to our pagerank by spamlinking my URL.

Much appreciated.

::yawn::

Let's talk about something else. New subject? Hmmm...

Oh! I know!

"Kozemp is fat and repulsive."

Your thoughts...

Theodore grimm sucks!!!

theodore grimm, i love you, but i liked you better when we used to fuck all the time. come back to ny you sexy boyfriends, so we can continue where we left off. fucking all the time.

First off, i want to state, i don't know the dude who wrote this review AND i am not in Theodore Grimm. I just read what was written and felt the need to comment.
The review itself is just very poorly written. It can hardly even be considered a review of music. Theodore Grimm's sound was actually only mentioned very briefly. It's more of a judgement on Theodore Grimm's appearance, maybe the guy who wrote the review should change his occupation to writing "fashion do's and donts" columns.
The statement "and I don't know much about music genres" probably wasn't necessary. That conclusion can be derived from simply reading the rest of the review.
I have listened to Theodore Grimm's music, and it's definitely far from what anyone would really consider "emo". They are pretty much how they describe themselves - a dancy punkish new wave band. Later on the statement "The music is not good. It's a lot of yelling. Ear piercing, ear drum hurting yelling". This is one reason I am questioning whether the guy who wrote this has even ever..listened to music before at all. Really, what kind of music do you listen to? What are you doing going to indie shows if you're going to be complaining about vocalists "yelling" in their songs.
This dude should probably just grow up. Theodore Grimm can't really be blamed for getting angry and posting about this review. Because, as was previously stated, there was no valid criticism offered. This was not a critique of their music. It was in no way constructive. It was just an ignorant guy making grade school cracks about a group of people because he doesn't like the way they dress. Good Job, gay jokes require a great deal of intellegence.

wow Nick is so smart.

YOU WIN AT THE INTERNETS NICK.

hahahahahahahhahahah

http://myspace.com/aficionado = Nick

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

GHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMGZ WE HAVE 1.6K FRIENDS WE MUST BE RAWK STARSSSS OMGZZZZ WE SING A FAKE ASS CALI ACCENT SO WE MUST BE NEW WAVEEEEEEEEEEE

WE WIN AT THE INTERNETSSSSSS

heres an aficionado review.... you sound like everyone else... only you add some jam band prog garbage into the mix. way to go. you sound like coheed and cambria if they had gay sex with tre anastascio. all your riffs sound like rush songs.

that would be cool if you were rush, but alas, you suck worse than them.

"'The music is not good. It's a lot of yelling. Ear piercing, ear drum hurting yelling'. This is one reason I am questioning whether the guy who wrote this has even ever..listened to music before at all."

...yea i just listened to one Theodore Grimm song, and i definitly hear ear piercing, ear drum hurting yelling. live i'm sure it's 10 times worse. but hey, i'm not in a progressive new wave band, so what do i know?

sagien. sorry but Filipinos are NOT RETARDS! YOU ARE! lolz feel free to say what you want since this is your site but hey, why don't u read some FILIPINO BLOGS...they're far better than you when it comes to writing...you insecure asshole!

go to www.ala-ism.pansitan.net or bryanboy.com...read...read..read..and practice your writing skills..aight?

AiGHT you dumb fuckin mexican of an Asian.

Filipinos are just about the most unevolved form of Asian to ever come about and I am very ashamed to be one of you people.

Thank god for the Chinese that's flowing in me or else I'd go ahead and bleed myself empty and inject myself with pig blood.

I don't want to be associated with your country and your absolute lack of tact, politeness or common courtesy.

The country can't even win a Little League World Series without inserting 17 year old almost grown men into a game that was intended for 10 year olds.

Kudos.

I also love how there's one entire landmass in the country that WHITE PEOPLE SHOULDN'T VISIT. EVER.

Why?

Because you IDIOTS lop their heads off. Do you do it to be cool?

Don't tell me it's for money, because you'd STEAL NIKES INSTEAD OF KEEP YOUR JOBS because you think Americans are cool.

Oh right. Let's not forget about the FACT that you morons make $300 and think it's AWESOME.

Or the fact that you send your girls into stranger's homes to do their laundry, cook their food, open their beer and get fucked. Or raped. However you want to look at it.

I could go on.

Oh, I almost forgot.

Your tourist attractions consist of churches steeples sticking out from underneath LAVA or a fucking flood.

Hi, it's called having enough money to rebuild land and cities and peoples homes or communities.

Too bad the government keeps all the money for itself and it's military is prone to throwing coup d etat.

Which, by the way, is the only French you people know and you wouldn't even know it if the army didn't want to overthrow dumb fuck female presidents who ony got their position because her husband was too dumb to wear a bullet proof vest when he's going up against a fucking DICTATOR who RULED THE COUNTRY WITH AN IRON FIST.

OH YEAH!

You let that DOUCHEBAG hang on to the country for TWENTY YEARS!

His wife owned TWO THOUSAND PAIRS OF SHOES.

On top of that, you people don't even have the fucking BALLS to bring her back to the country to try her there. You had the good ol' U.S.A. do that for you.

Fuckin pieces of trash.

You are retards.

hahahaha owned

ps - "i hope locusts eat your family" -shft

you know what will convince everyone you're a competent, professional music critic?

it might be the obvious, unsubstantiated, and, worst of all, admitted bias ("I don't even have to hear their music to come to this conclusion").

or wait.. is it the mislabeling of musical genres? (yeah they wear tight pants. and anyone that wears tight pants is automatically emo! duhhhh!) just because unlike 2/3 of america they are skinny enough to fit into tight pants and choose to wear them as a fashion choice, they're limited to one genre of music. interesting logic..

maybe its the hostile, childish, and non-NPOV writing style? maybe its the fact that you wrote nothing about the music other than "it sucked". but you probably don't know jack shit about music regardless seeing as you think it's "emo" music anyway, so maybe that was for the better?

even if it IS a concert review, you said nothing of the atmosphere or fans except that theodore grimm didn't have many. even if there weren't many fans, as you claim, most music reviewers tend to praise a band for the ability to remain energetic and original, even if the audience is filled with douchebags like yourself. i guess you don't find energy a good thing.

by the way, what IS your fixation with the word "gay"? seriously, how many times did you allude to the fact that you think theodore grimm is gay? you weren't even creative enough to come up with any sort of insult other than various ways to say someone's gay. i didnt know they gave 11 year old boys their own blogs nowadays..

and honestly, i wouldn't be the least offended if you just plain didn't like theodore grimm's music. that's cool. some people just don't like some music. but you just had to personally attack the band (not to mention prove your disgusting homophobia). grow up. you'll make less enemies.

oh and good job getting your dungeons and dragons buddies to help you defend yourself. (before you even say it, i stumbled on this by random chance, none of the members of the band asked me to do anything).

ENEMIES!

Welcome to serious land! Population AC.

You dumb fuckwad.

This page has now eclipsed their own myspace when googling their name:

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=theodore+grimm&spell=1

That, is awesome.

That's probably why idiots keep commenting like this was an actual serious post or bash me for my opinions that shouldn't matter at all.

Nobody ever thinks for a second that what I do on this site is to get under people's skin and Theodore Grimm totally was not mature enough to handle it.

So yeah, I'm a douchebag.. but hey! So are you!