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Brilliant

nicotine withdrawal.

bayfest.. from what I can piece together..

9:30 AM

The phone rings. "Dirt's a bit early," I thought. Checking the caller ID, I verify that it was not dirt calling. I answer the phone.

"Hello, Mister Michael?" came the voice on the other end and I can only assume that this man was an idiot.

"Sure.." I replied, in a somewhat groggy voice, trying to convey the fact that I got woken the fuck up. In fact, I have been laying on the couch awake since 6 AM, unable to sleep due to the pure excitement that I was anticipating from the upcoming day's activities.

"I've been told that you were interested in doing my paper route."

"Who told you that?"

"Pete... the District Manager."

"I haven't spoken to Pete since I quit. You're wrong. I don't want to cover your paper route."

"Sorry to bother you."

I go back to sleep.

10:05 AM

The phone rings. Right on time..

"Ready to roll?" it was dirt.

"You got some of that coffee?" I asked.

"Just making it now."

"omw"

10:15 AM

"See if you take the coffee pot out before it's done brewing the coffee, you won't get the full taste you're looking for," I was telling dirt. He complained of the weak coffee taste he was experiencing.

"That makes sense... "

"It's amazing that neither one of us has been awake at this hour for the last several months.. but now it's Bayfest and you need to get to the DMV and here we are and it's before 11AM..."

10:30 AM

Wombat's mother's house. We pick up wombat.

10:45 AM

"This place doesn't feel right.. they aren't mean. And they're all ex strippers," dirt wasn't whispering at all. Every employee at the Motor Vehicles Commision heard every word he had to say.

Oh. We are here to get dirt an ID card, so he can drink later on. Priorities...

11:00 AM

"Jake said this was going to take five minutes..." says dirt.

"I AM BORED! BORED!" wombat was screaming.

11:10 AM

"BORED!"

11:17 AM

"We are running late.." I mused as I pulled into C.Anal's liquor store. We come out with a bottle of rum.

11:25 AM

"I forgot to eat. Can we stop back at my mom's house?" asked wombat.

"sonofabitch..."

11:30 AM

Wombat eats a cheese sandwich. It consisted of one piece of bread and some American cheese folded together.

11:45 AM

We are back in the car, ready to get back to the Rice Pad.

"I have to change my clothes. I have been wearing the same clothes for the last three days." It was dirt.

12:15 PM

At dirt's house.

"I guess I'm wearing the same shirt today...." Apparently, he had no cleaner clothes....

12:30 PM

The Rice Pad. Opening the bottle of rum.

1:00 PM

The Rice Pad. With one empty bottle of rum.

1:15 PM

At Jordan Road School..

"FUCK THE SHUTTLE!" Yes, there are young children around. Guess who was yelling that...

Needless to say, we didn't take the shuttle. Someone else drove.

1:17 PM

Arrived on New Jersey Ave, a few feet away from Bayfest.

1:45 PM

At the Anchorage. Drinking lots.

"BEN EPLIN IS A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG"

Dirt sets up the "service entrance". Nobody gets asked for an ID if you enter through the "service entrance".

2:30(?) PM

Found Kudra. She owes me a beer. Still drinking.. getting fuzzy...

?:?? PM

The Caroline's death march begins.

I can barely recall laughing at a lot of things. I think we also found Josh.

A police officer asked me to either chug my drink or throw it away, because I wasn't allowed to have it on the street.

Chugging's fun...

?:?? PM (still daylight)

At Carolines. Dirt hates Carolines.

Every single drink was free at Carolines.. Ben Eplin buys me a shot of Jack..

ramble ramble.. passing out .. blurry..

"Let's go to DiOrio's" someone said.

"Fuck that place.. I'm going home."

8:30(!) PM

Started walking home. It's a straight line from Caroline's to my apartment.

Biker on bike path told me that I was stumbling. I told him that I was aware of that.

What:Time Tell me What Time PM

Jake finds me on the side of the road. Gives me a ride home.

9:30 PM

The Rice Pad. Puking. What? I don't know.. I haven't eaten anything all day..

10:?? PM

passed out

Posted by sagien at May 1, 2006 08:52 PM