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Ooh ooh Do me!

Oh. Band review time. Aficionado.

Here goes...

One is normally expected to actually listen to the music of the aforementioned band to make a good review.

Or maybe go to a show of theirs or something.

Well, I did none of that. I took one look at their pictures and immediately made a judgement about them.

These guys seem like a bunch of self important TOOLS who will no doubt google their name and provide ISSF with yet another rush of traffic just like the morons from Theodore Grimm did.

And to top it all off, they have something like 1700 friends on Myspace.

Holy crap. 1700 friends. They must've ran friend adder bots all night long.

Perfect!

These pics are just the bee's knees! Look how deep we are playing whatever music we play.

I wish I knew what kind of music they played. Really. But everytime I pull up their myspace page I get this instinctive urge to just turn the volume down to zero.

Maybe it's because these pics scream the message of "we're a bunch of whiney pussies."

Dictionary meaning of the band name:

aficionado \uh-fish-ee-uh-NAH-doh\, noun:
An enthusiastic admirer; a fan.

Maybe if I actually listened to the music, it'd all make sense to me. I just can't help but stare at their longing gazes in these very deep pictures.

Depth is definately important to Aficionado.

They're like an onion.

Onions have layers.

Aficionado has lots of layers.

The above picture speaks VOLUMES(currently at 0, cuz their myspace page is up, and I'll be damned if I hear a single note of their probably crap music.)

Seriously. Who poses for pics that retarded looking?

God, I wish I had the balls to create something that pretentious.

You know what else? These guys probably are all poets. Yes. All of them are poets.

And they're not shallow.

At all.

Okay.

At this point in time, you're probably wondering what these guys ever did to me to deserve this kind of writeup.

Anwer?

Nothing.

I just did it as a cry for attention.

Because Daddy never hugged me.

And I am extremely proud of myself, too. Not once did I make a homosexual reference about Aficionado.

Well, that and pictures do speak a thousand words.

Posted by sagien at August 30, 2006 03:33 AM