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Very Important Announcement

Don't be alarmed. Nothing different happened, nor am I in a new place or anything. That's just daylight you're seeing.

Christmas Wish List

First off, I'd like to mention that Christmas has been cancelled. I do not wish to receive presents and I don't have the funds to get presents for anyone.

Besides, I think it's about time to practice my atheism and quit being hypocritical about the holidays.

However, I know that some of you just can't help buying me things, and it wouldn't bother me or hurt my feelings if you did get me anything. So, if you were wondering just what to get me, I'll provide you with a comprehensive list of things that I'd more than likely enjoy.

1) Lego Imperial Star Destroyer

I know the toy has been around for awhile but up until now I haven't had an overwhelming urge to be constantly doing something physical or mentally stimulating. Putting that badass piece of awesome together sounds like just the thing to do.

This thing can be purchased here.

2) Wireless Keyboard/Mouse/Remote control all-in-one.

I've been told that this item is the pinnacle of laziness, but I beg to differ. I use my laptop to view movies/listen to music. It gets attached to a surround sound receiver and the television. However, it has to sit all the way across the living room and to control anything about the multimedia goodness, I'd have to get up, walk across the room and get on my knees in front of the laptop to manipulate it's controls.

As much fun as getting on your knees to manipulate anything(vaginas come to mind) is, this is not one of those fun things to do while kneeling. That goes along with receiving anal sex and praying to a god, both concepts being interchangable.

So, I need this thing. It is the king of all awesome. I'd buy it myself, but I figured it's near the birth of our Lord Jesus Christ and some poor sap might think me Christian enough to get me anything, so I'm going to hold out on spending my own money on it. Plus I really can't afford it.

This fun toy can be purchased here.

3) Fellatio.

I'd post a pic, but I'm sure you guys know what it looks like.

And if you don't, ask mincus. He'll give you lots of pics.

A guy can never get fellated enough.

4) 1TB External HD LaCie Big Disk Extreme 7200RPM 16MB Buffer Firewire/USB 2.0 3007

The LaCie Big Disk Extreme with Triple Interface delivers seriously impressive capacity while reaching never-before-seen transfer rates that are up to 50 percent faster than 1st regular generation FireWire 800 drives*. With FireWire 800, FireWire 400, and Hi-Speed USB 2.0 interfaces, this plug & play hard drive can help you share data among the widest range of user platforms. Achieve a transparent, built-in RAID 0 array without complicated configuration with its compact 5.25" 1U design. Use it to store presentations, archive image banks or pre-press files, or exchange audio/video projects. The combination of Extreme speed and huge capacity make it ideal for audio/video professionals working on large-scale editing projects or wanting to chain FireWire or iLink DV cameras.

I want one for all my pr0n.

You can get this badboy here. No, I'm not doing any comparison shopping whatsoever.

5) The general collapse of the Christian faith.

I'm an atheist and that church is stealing very important people away from me and making them think that Intelligent Design is a good idea. It makes my heart bleed.

6) Shoes.

I'm in need for new work shoes, new Airwalks, a pair of walking shoes and a pair of basketball shoes. The last two can be combined into one thing. Thanks.

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That's all I can think of for now. I'll be sure to update as I think of more things, as I'm sure I will.

Please note that I didn't mention any gaming consoles, video games, DVDs, books or any media that can and should be acquired for free. You'd only be wasting your money. I have no interest in console gaming or any kind of video game as of late. I don't expect to be developing any kind of interest any time soon.

Thank you. I hope you guys have a good holiday season. The only good thing about it is that it brings friends and family around. That's more than enough for me.

Posted by sagien at November 28, 2006 12:32 PM