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This post has been rated hilariously gay.

JLK

I don't really know what an adverb is. I was never good at english. (must be an ESL thing)

is there an adverb without 'ly' that could work before gay?

blacjax, would a comparative adverb work? ...more gay? ...too gay? ...how about otherwise gay? ...or something more basic, like often gay?

call me old fashioned, but i'll take an -ly suffix any time, like accidentally gay.

indubitably.

That works ... just thought thier might be a more profoundly gay adverb without 'ly' that could be used. Though I could not think of one.

Tragically gay.

on a more commercial level...

Victoria Secretly Gay

irreversibly gay

Ooh, ooh, I hava a good one:

Dave Miller is Gay.

ROFL.

That's gold, baby.

Posthumously gay.

paynefully gay?

I nominate "paynefully gay" as the most profoundly gay adverb yet.

JLK

How about "This Xmas, when challenged to do so, Kozemp will eat his weight in Ring Dings."

Not exactly adhering to the aforementioned formula, but, something to consider.

I will use my adverb+gay pairing in a sentence:

I just took a shower, and now I'm Zestfully gay.

or..

"wombat is bipolarly gay"

In case nobody got it, wombat's last name is Payne.

And this is just an excuse to add a few more I thought of:

Problematically gay.

as in "Wombat can't fit all nine inches into his asshole. This is problematically gay."

or, my new personal favorite:

Elderly gay.

I've always found Vincent Price chillingly gay.

I think that nmg and Kevin Spacey are mostly gay, all of the time.

bitchin'sounds awfully californian...

I'd be willing to bet that you an your girlfriend look identically gay.

How about this:

"Wombat is a complete and utter social reject who is such a complete fuckup at life that he lived for close to a year without hot water, who has never and will never make anything of himself, who has never held and will never hold a job that makes double digits per hour, who sits around moping and whining about disgusting chicks who have long since forgotten his name, and who has never and will never amount to anything, ever, anywhere. And, by the way, is a terrible writer."

-ly gay.

Kozemp, who may not be great at life but unlike Wombat is at least good at something, ftw.

JLK

Kozemp, who is privy to my catalogue of writing, has made what I like to call "a bullshit statement."

I know it hurts when you're teething, but seriously, don't stoop to such levels when you don't have a frame of reference.

Here's my frame of reference:

1) Kozemp may have never had sex (this is arguable, I suppose, but, my gut instinct yields this to be entirely plausible).
2) Kozemp is morbidly obese.
3) Kozemp is not entertaining.

When you add these up, one can make an educated guess and come up with the following:

1) Kozemp may never have sex, ever. (short of getting a girl drunk and over-powering her in his parents basement and/or it comes to be known that he is the Blackhorse Strangler).
2) Kozemp will continue to be fat and unentertaining.
3) He will die lonely and obese, still telling Monica Lewinsky* jokes to people in shitty night clubs who are still mad about the dissolving of the WB.

*I figure this to be your type of humor since you insist on burning me with what's now dated material. Oooh, I was depressed about a girl. Wow. Unheard of. How could I have been so stupid! Or naive! Of course, you'd understand this to be the recourse that comes with heartbreak if a girl had ever taken you seriously enough to actually wanna see you naked, or at the very least was willing stifle back the vomit in order to simply talk to you. Truth is, you have no idea what you're talking about, because the relationships you experience are fleeting, and come at 300kb/sec, ending long before the money shot.

Nice try, though.

too many words

not enough funny people saying them

dirt hit the nail on the head.