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Anyone Notice a Pattern Yet?

I had a special request tonight to write about someone I hate.

Since I don't hate anyone personally, ever, he requested that I wrote about some B list morons. They seem to generate just the right amount of drama.

I thought about it and thought about it...

And I have just the thing!

Ok Go are a bunch of Douchebags

I hate hipster bullshit. Look at these morons. Good job! You got popular cuz of some Youtube video and then you show up at some MTV award show thinking you're all cool with your douchebag treadmills and you can't even et that act right.

How many times did you morons rehearse?

And then! Some cocksucker from Make magazine wrote about them in their LED jackets. Can we stop hailing these idiots are original and talented?

Seriously?

They're not!

They're a bunch of ass sucking morons who think they look cool with their douchebag clothes and their "oh look at my cool and different scraggly facial hair that I don't maintain".

Yeah, problem with your "originality" is that you're all like that and so are a million different idiots who made you popular on the internets.

If I wore a vest and some crap clothes I got at the salvation army and a leather wide wristband watch thing with eyeglasses that look like my uncle wore them in the 60s, would I be cool too?

No. I'd be less cool.

I'd be OK Go.

Posted by sagien at December 13, 2007 02:10 AM