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Very Important Announcement

Don't be alarmed. Nothing different happened, nor am I in a new place or anything. That's just daylight you're seeing.

Christmas Wish List

First off, I'd like to mention that Christmas has been cancelled. I do not wish to receive presents and I don't have the funds to get presents for anyone.

Besides, I think it's about time to practice my atheism and quit being hypocritical about the holidays.

However, I know that some of you just can't help buying me things, and it wouldn't bother me or hurt my feelings if you did get me anything. So, if you were wondering just what to get me, I'll provide you with a comprehensive list of things that I'd more than likely enjoy.

1) Lego Imperial Star Destroyer

I know the toy has been around for awhile but up until now I haven't had an overwhelming urge to be constantly doing something physical or mentally stimulating. Putting that badass piece of awesome together sounds like just the thing to do.

This thing can be purchased here.

2) Wireless Keyboard/Mouse/Remote control all-in-one.

I've been told that this item is the pinnacle of laziness, but I beg to differ. I use my laptop to view movies/listen to music. It gets attached to a surround sound receiver and the television. However, it has to sit all the way across the living room and to control anything about the multimedia goodness, I'd have to get up, walk across the room and get on my knees in front of the laptop to manipulate it's controls.

As much fun as getting on your knees to manipulate anything(vaginas come to mind) is, this is not one of those fun things to do while kneeling. That goes along with receiving anal sex and praying to a god, both concepts being interchangable.

So, I need this thing. It is the king of all awesome. I'd buy it myself, but I figured it's near the birth of our Lord Jesus Christ and some poor sap might think me Christian enough to get me anything, so I'm going to hold out on spending my own money on it. Plus I really can't afford it.

This fun toy can be purchased here.

3) Fellatio.

I'd post a pic, but I'm sure you guys know what it looks like.

And if you don't, ask mincus. He'll give you lots of pics.

A guy can never get fellated enough.

4) 1TB External HD LaCie Big Disk Extreme 7200RPM 16MB Buffer Firewire/USB 2.0 3007

The LaCie Big Disk Extreme with Triple Interface delivers seriously impressive capacity while reaching never-before-seen transfer rates that are up to 50 percent faster than 1st regular generation FireWire 800 drives*. With FireWire 800, FireWire 400, and Hi-Speed USB 2.0 interfaces, this plug & play hard drive can help you share data among the widest range of user platforms. Achieve a transparent, built-in RAID 0 array without complicated configuration with its compact 5.25" 1U design. Use it to store presentations, archive image banks or pre-press files, or exchange audio/video projects. The combination of Extreme speed and huge capacity make it ideal for audio/video professionals working on large-scale editing projects or wanting to chain FireWire or iLink DV cameras.

I want one for all my pr0n.

You can get this badboy here. No, I'm not doing any comparison shopping whatsoever.

5) The general collapse of the Christian faith.

I'm an atheist and that church is stealing very important people away from me and making them think that Intelligent Design is a good idea. It makes my heart bleed.

6) Shoes.

I'm in need for new work shoes, new Airwalks, a pair of walking shoes and a pair of basketball shoes. The last two can be combined into one thing. Thanks.

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That's all I can think of for now. I'll be sure to update as I think of more things, as I'm sure I will.

Please note that I didn't mention any gaming consoles, video games, DVDs, books or any media that can and should be acquired for free. You'd only be wasting your money. I have no interest in console gaming or any kind of video game as of late. I don't expect to be developing any kind of interest any time soon.

Thank you. I hope you guys have a good holiday season. The only good thing about it is that it brings friends and family around. That's more than enough for me.

Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

My new favorite toy:

And people are downright retarded.

It's been a stressful week.

I quit smoking, as you all already know. It's been since last Tuesday. November 7th. I still haven't had one cigarette since then.

The cravings are slightly there, but mostly gone.

I'm not sure whether it's just because I have no nicotine in my system, but somehow, idiocy in humans seem a lot more pronounced.

I don't really want to get into very much detail and I know the responsible party will know what this is all about.

But I'm about to quote questionablecontent.net.

"Crazy chicks tend to be better in bed, too. At least, once you get them out of the straightjacket."

I apologize for the emo. I'll blame it on tea and the absence of a dead habit.

All Good Things

I quit smoking. Yesterday. Yesterday, being November 7th, 2006 at around 2:35 PM EST.

Let's go through the awesome things I've gone through in the last twnty four hours or so.

20 Minutes after last cigarette:

I want another smoke. Oh no, I'm out. We can go get another pack?

Nah, let's see how it goes. Besides I have these white pills that claim that they curb cravings. Maybe they're placebo.

We quit smoking today!

One hour after last cigarette

Small craving. No big deal. Took a nap without smoking.

Five hours after last cigarette

Want a cigarette. At this point, I've told everyone that I quit. Nobody believed me and a lot of people humored me.

Really want a cigarette. CHew the very minty nicotine free gum.

And take a pill.

Camel calls. Food.. drinks.. at the Trop before work.

Two drinks of beer.. going crazy. Camel lights up.. smokes .. smells great want one.. don't ask for one.

Eight hours after last cigarette

Just starting work. Eating a shitload. Can already smell things better. Drinking lots of water. Tightness of chest starts around 10th hour...

Slight coughing at 12th hour.

Fatigue hits around the 15th or 16th hour.

16th hour, driving home

Trying not to pass out on the road. Craving cigarette.. associated with driving.

Lightheaded, headache.. just want to pass out. forget about smoking.

17th hour since last smoke

Passed out.

22nd hour

Woke up.. very irritable.. took some gum.. OH MY GOD FLAVOR. There's never been that much flavor in my mouth before. Good lord. Coughing severly.. need cough syrup.

Take multi-vitamin, and placebo pill.

..... 24th hour.. in another world

scratchy throat.. tightness in chest iks gone.. cravings manageable.

passing out

Now: 7:40 PM.. One day and five hours since last smoke.

Writing this. Miserable. Emotional.

I hate every motherfuckin last one of you.