It appears we have found a rivalry...
Since ninjamonkeygeek and animplodingvoice are at each others throat for the GOY contest for 2004, both determined to beat out Mincus next year, rather than have GOY '04 based soley on social phobia and/or lack of sex, it will be based on the following events:
Dec. 26th -- Post X-mas fisticuffs. Challenges will be accepted and sanctioned by Gaytard Magazine (Quarterly). We will be putting two contestants in a cage, and watching them fight. A panel of judges (including mincus and myself) will be there to see who fights like the biggest gaytard. Note: scratching and arm-flailing does not make you a gaytard, it makes you a moron.
Feb. 20th -- Gaytard BATTLE ROYALE! All those who believe they are in contention for GOY '04 will duke it out in this 'King of the Mountain' event, whereby, the person left on top after 3 hours, will receive the most points. Also, points are awarded to the person who holds the mountain the longest.
Apr. 3rd -- Dixie Cup Challenge! Who takes the longest to fill a dixie cup with their own load. Since this could take a while, beer will be served to spectators.
More events are sure to come...
Posted by wombat at November 26, 2003 07:16 AMWhat about the ever popular, pick up line competition. Set the contestants loose in a bar or fraternity armed only with their keen with. The first to get slapped scores Major points!
Posted by: Clarus at November 27, 2003 05:36 PMOH, GREAT IDEA, Clarus. While we're at it, let's just scoot eggs along the ground with our noses too. i think you could be GOY next year.
Posted by: ninjamonkeygeek at November 28, 2003 02:00 PMI have keen with
Posted by: mincus at November 28, 2003 08:47 PMwombat has keen width.
Posted by: ninjamonkeygeek at November 29, 2003 02:05 AMI'm down for King of the Mountain
Posted by: shftleft at December 3, 2003 06:19 PM