wombat

Wombat to alter lifestyle

Some people go from lazy to motivated. Some people go from religious to anti-religion.

And then there are others...

As a member of planet Earth, and just another life form destined for the ultimate failure -- death -- I have decided to throw all plans, hopes, and dreams into the garbage and change my daily itinerary.

Since suicide isn't a good answer for anything, and I guess, at this point, it's just not in me to take part in such an act, I have decided to do the following things every day, and for the rest of my life without much fluxuation and in an order dependant soley on whimsy:

1) Go to work.
2) Watch TV.
3) Masturbate.
4) Eat.

Notice I left things out like music, writing, and girls. These things just bring about lonliness and despair. Thus, they will be eliminated from my life.

Also, anyone planning on contacting me can do so through the mail. Please allow several weeks for me to respond as it will be several weeks before I can make it out to the mail box to check for bills and such.

It's been nice knowing all of you. Take care and good luck at whatever it is you do.

~Wombat.

Posted by wombat at September 9, 2004 10:36 PM