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based on this interview, I feel that my nomination has been incorrectly declared. Details as to why... furnished upon request.

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Last year I almost took this competition. I'd like to point out that I also had no knowledge of it's existence or the fact that I was even in the running (due to the fact that I was computer-less and living Malibu). However, this year's different. . . .look out Mincus cause i'm ending your streak (pussy). I'm gonna win this shit, bitches. . . i'll be known as the Rocky Balboa of GOY. . . . . .UP YOURS!
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I do not agree with rob winning this year either.. last year yeah, definately he was robbed. But not this year. 380100

In the spirit of embracing all genders of Gaytards, I would like to be the first to nominate a woman for the running of GOY 2k4.

This person has refrained from real sex against her will for many years even with what some call, "the bangable body of a twelve year old."

Along with her abstinance this person has lost most of her vocabulary in regular conversation to the point where all comments are passed of as "gay" because "at least I know I'm gay."

Add a penchant for candles and stuffed "fluffies", constant meaningless poetry about dreams and street signs, as well as numerious previous conversions of straight men to gay in the span of a few weeks dating, and you have my nod for GOY 2k4.

It is with great pride and pleasure that I submit, Lauren Joseph for GOY 2k4!

That was perhaps the most moving nomination speech in the history of Gaytard Magazine (Quaterly).

I would now like to nominate Clarus.

"as well as numerious previous conversions of straight men to gay in the span of a few weeks dating"

this is true, i have turned straight men gay.

so... does that mean, you might be gay? emmm clarus?

This nomination for GOY stirs me inside like my first warm beer alone in a bar in Ohio with fat chicks staring at me as if I had 3 arms.

It reminds me that there still is value in all of those late night sessions of gaming as well as the weekend tusstle of wrestling matches between me and my hetero life-mates.

I have, however, avoided the firm grip of Lauren's Gay conversion powers, but instead came out with a permanant scar of flamboyance, a charm that sadly goes unnoticed by the ladies.

I am no match for a woman of Lauren Josephs gaytard skillz. Keep in mind, this is a woman who would repeatdly get laughed at by her friends when she explained her relationship troubles because they could compare them to a badly played sitcom in spanish (minus the beautiful breasted latino girls of course.) I have yet to break down and place fairy sitckers on my modes of transportation like some nominees and have yet to attend more than 4 years at any educational institution, let alone a liberal arts one.

A vote for me is a vote for the Gaytard of Old, the Man in the shadow of Mincus, staying alone at nights dreaming of wrighting his own Operating System, wheras a true Gaytard exists outside of the boundries of the male psyche and lies in the brains of the truely stupid; the female Gaytard.

I still think that MincOS is a better name than BobOS

I wanna see the charts Jeff. . . .give us the damn charts (they tell all you know). Last year you had these wonderful charts that clearly illustrated gaytardedness. . . 546585.

The charts are coming...

it was CuniOS.. it had that nice ring to it....

that perhaps was one of the most un-eventfully remembered nights of my life...

...i nominate jeff because he replaced me with a potato...

*ahem* you replaced yourself, baby. that's right.

I nominate Japar the gaytarded cat. . . . this cat that we are "cat-sitting" at our house. . .
I come home from work last night at 12:20am and find this cat tormenting a mouse that he brought in from the outside. . . and it's still alive. . . .so i go "what the FUCK". . .and he runs upstiars with it in his mouth and I chase him and he stops outside my closed bedroom door. . . .and the fuckin cat looks at me and opens it's dumb mouth and the mouse falls out and runs under my door. . . so now I have a mouse in my room. . . . . Fuck that gaytard cat. . . . 672515. . . . . . (also "Jeff". . . . Mincus was voted GOY 2003 (if you check last years posts asshole. . . . researched by Amanda). . . so that means that you are in fact a dumbass. . .and this year is still GOY 2004). . . . Rob = Right

I don't speak ellipsis.

Nominations for women? I suppose, with the advent of the cconversion of Mincus, that you folks think that the absolute gaytard of old.. oldskool gaytard so to speak, has gone the way of the dodo.

Clearly, you are mistaken. I propose the quinessential nomination for gaytard of the year. His preparation for the award truly is unmatched, spanning the whole beauty of the Gaytard way of life.

There have been many a night, spent on the couch or alone in a lonely bed, leaving pants and underwear with wanton disregard for any kind of social taboo's associated with living with a male roommate.

Multitudes of conversations logged, regarding women, how he hates them, why he worries too much about them when he has "plenty at his beck and call." My friends, by plenty he means:

Girl: i want you to come over and fuck my brains out.

Nominee: I have a song to record.

The true next gaytard of the year was even as humble as to say "if i was nominated, I'd probably come in second place" without naming a person who he'd lose to.

Having a female GOY is like having a black president. This simply cannot be.

As a final chapter in this human saga, our hero falters but once. The other night, while I was watching Top Gun, I heard noises from his room that wasnt the slap of the F14 Tomcat going to afterburners, but rather from the palm of a hand to a, quite decidedly, female arse. As far from the Gaytard Attitude as this may seem, keep in mind that this is a SINGLE instance of slippage in over god knows how long. The date is probably marked on a calendar to be celebrated, like a birthday or an anniversary. This "flaw" clearly demonstrates that our nominee is human, just like VD touching a girl over the age of 12 once in awhile, our nominee, Jeffrey Aaron "Faggot" Payne is a regular human, just like you and me. Albiet, supremely Gaytarded.

These are the words of Sagien

Praise be to the Sun God 796938

Can I nominate myself? I've been living in Japan for more than a year, a country where women throw themselves on you simply because your white, and I haven't gotten laid yet. One night I was at a bar completley trashed on tequila and some hot 26 year old started hitting on me to the point where she put her head on my shoulder and said, in English, "This is my new boyfriend." It later turned out she was married and had a kid but this didn't stop her from holding my hand/getting friendly for over an hour at the bar. What did stop her was when I took out my special "arcade wallet" to show her where I keep my 100 yen coins (for the arcades) and my Virtua Fighter character cards. And it wasn't the first time I showed her that made her stop, or the second time, but more like the 5th. Then she took her hands off me and I threw up in one of my techer's car on the way home. That's gotta be good for at least some gaytard points...