September 30, 2004
A very tight race.
This year's GOY contest is unbelievably close. Let's take a look at the standings.
I give you... the graphs!
Here we see sagien...
He could have tried harder, but, he's just not the type of material we're looking for. Everyone makes mistakes, as we can see by the peak in his graph, but, a true gaytard would have rode that momentum like Ben-Hur.
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clarus...
pitiful. very pitiful.
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and mincus...
a once great gaytard fizzling out. how can he ever be back on top? well, i think we all know the answer to that one.
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and dana...
it's a good thing he's got that girlfriend.
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and VD...
a good candidate here. he's also dumb as a post, not exactly a retard, but, dumb is good, too. so far, the average of his peaks outweigh the above candidates. but, it's not all about the graphs.
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rob...
E = ., H = ...., I = .., S = ..., 5 = .....
we can almost spell "shit" thanks to rob's lessons.
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myself (wombat)...
am I the best candidate? i like to think there would be riots if I won. people would think it was rigged.
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lauren joseph...
tsch. as if a girl would really win. gimme a break. also, lauren, if you're free this weekend...
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and here are two guys that haven't offically received a nod as of yet, but, they're deserving of a nod, none-the-less. hence, these are unsolicited graphs, by myself, to try and draw out two more nods.
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kozemp...
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and animplodingvoice...
as you can see, these fellas are well deserving of nods.
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OK, well, the nominations close next week. We will widdle down these ten to 5 and then 3.
Good luck!
~Wombat, CEO Gaytard Magazing (Quarterly), Chairman GOY
Posted by wombat at September 30, 2004 08:53 AMDude, you totally forgot to calculate in my motorcycle and skydiving.
First to post.
Posted by: Dino at September 30, 2004 12:09 PMovercompensation for something, and gay.
there. factorered. fag.
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Posted by: sagien at September 30, 2004 12:23 PMWeak. I wouldn't have a "hot girlfriend" if I had something that I needed compensate for. <3 You're just mad because you're gayer than me and you have to take cold showers. :-D
Hehe
Posted by: Dino at September 30, 2004 12:43 PMClearly i'm going to win. Fuck Ya'll muthafuckas. . . . . . (look i used more elipses than usual to seal my victory). I don't agree with the Mincus graph though because even though i can't hear him online. . . . . .he's still got that feminine mystique and voice to match (and you can't drop that far down in a year after winning 2 already). I'd also like to say that your graph (aka Jeff) was fairly accurate and i'm sure that the other contestants (like myself) will appreciate your honesty and forthcoming. 704987
Posted by: Pete Lips at September 30, 2004 01:43 PMawesome graphs...hope i get nominated
also, i nominate phil. hes gay. and probably just as retarded as any of us.
Posted by: animplodingvoice at October 3, 2004 10:09 PMoh. . . dylan. . . . you wanna rumble . . . fine. . . .i'm nominating dylan. . . . .
Posted by: Pete Lips at October 5, 2004 03:47 AM(: ohhh look at me blush.
Posted by: Jez at October 13, 2004 11:41 PM