October 13, 2004

My friends are so depressed...

FinalDraftX: you ever hear a guitar line and wonder if the guy can play it live like that, singing it?
FinalDraftX: theres this song by death cab for cutie, and its just three chords,but, he plays a really awkard pattern.
FinalDraftX: and sings an even weirder one
shftleft: sometimes i wonder if my balls would fit in my mouth
FinalDraftX: im glad we can have these talks, [shft].
shftleft: me too

Here's a list of things you do with friends (warning: some of this may seem sentimental. so, go fuck yourself):

1) hang out
2) joke about each others balls
3) get drunk
4) get mad
5) argue
6) laugh
7) speak up when something's bothering you about them/you/whatever
8) give them the finger
9) pretend to ass-rape one in public in front of a family
10) help each other
11) break each others shit.
12) be honest
13) say when theyre being stupid

...etc.

things friends dont do:

1) "deal with" each other.

Things you might not want to "deal with" are:

1) employees
2) aquaintances
3) the guy at the bus stop who smells like he's homeless
4) the waitress who always gets your order wrong
5) ex-girlfriends

These lists are incomplete, but, you get my point. Now, let the sarcastic remarks flow forthwith.

Posted by wombat at October 13, 2004 10:36 AM
Comments

11) break each others shit

I think that's something only you do Jeff.

Posted by: shftleft at October 13, 2004 11:46 AM

number 2 on the list is "joke about each others balls"? i think that should be #3. . . 2 and 3 should be switched. I get drunk. . then joke about balls with my friends, ALL THE TIME!

Posted by: Pete Lips at October 13, 2004 04:18 PM
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