October 27, 2004

Local Whores!

I'm interested in buying www.localwhores.com

anyone willing to donate money for my cause should do so by mailing cash directly to my house.

The site will include...

1) A "be wary" search engine capable of finding whores in your area. All you have to do is enter the description of the girl you think might be a coniving whore and our engine will see if she has a file. If she does, she's a whore. If not, tread lightly, for, she might still be a whore. And if she is, you are, by accepting the by-laws of membership, contractually obligated to report her and her actions to our site.

which brings us to...

2) The ability to upload pics/stories of you being fucked over by a whore.

3) a "cry for help" page where VIP members can beg for money from other members.

4) a "sob story" contest" wherein the guy with the best "I got fucked over by a whore..." story will win fifty dollars and a "I got fucked over by a whore and all I got was lonliness and despair" T-shirt.

5) an "I don't wanna meet any more whores" personal page where members can beg for non-whores to fuck them.

This is the best idea i've ever had.

~jeff

Posted by wombat at October 27, 2004 10:27 AM
Comments

localwhores.com is already taken.

Posted by: shftleft at October 27, 2004 08:53 PM

Don't give into hate Luke. . . . that path leads to the dark side!

Posted by: Pete Lips at October 27, 2004 10:03 PM

So did your new girl burn you already?

Posted by: Dino at November 3, 2004 04:29 PM

i'm late---it's 3-19-05---- did" local whores" become a suck ses

Posted by: busy at March 19, 2005 05:06 AM

i have short dark hair 5'11'' 210lb not skinny but not fat and i have a 6''x2'' cock and lokking for a girl that will do anything

Posted by: chris krellner at June 22, 2005 10:17 AM

i need a girl that loves to swollow

Posted by: david at November 13, 2006 07:32 PM

I have a huge one and i am still a student can some bitch take care of me

Posted by: Sampson henson at April 12, 2007 10:43 AM

I need some woman to take care of big daddy although i am still a student

Posted by: Sampson henson at April 12, 2007 10:45 AM

wtf...

Posted by: sagien at December 4, 2007 06:28 PM