It's been a long time coming. But, the decision has been made.
If we look back over the year at who has achieved such a calibur of gaytardedness to have a graph posted citing the fluxuations in his/her social graces and sexual activitiy, we had a lot to consider...
...there were many to choose from...
...many good showings...
...many worthy of the coveted white elephant that is GOY...
...and, yet, there can only be one...
...so, how did we make this decision?
...how could we possibly narrow it down?
...some people thought (I'm sure) that it would never come...
...that the announcement would never be made.
...but, as I sat here, it hit me...
..."he's perfect," I thought...
...he has all the wonderful qualities of a GOY...
...and over the years, these qualities have gone quite unnoticed...
...social idiocy masked...
...by an overly-masculine temperment...
...by fury at the siliest of things...
...by humor...
...by sex...
...by girlfriend after girlfriend...
...and by glorious...
...golden...
...brown...
...skin.
Ladies and Gentleman, I give you Gaytard of the Year '04...
sagien.
congratulations.
I stopped reading when I saw you misspelled caliber.
Posted by: shftleft at December 12, 2004 11:03 AMand silliest and if by silly you mean douchebag ex-roommates who think they can do nothing wrong by rationalizing everything they do by asenine irrationality, then yeah you got it right.
Posted by: sagien at December 12, 2004 06:42 PMis this like that time you two tried to make me think you hated each other, until i told you real men would fight it out in the parking lot, then you decided you weren't really mad? is it? that was funny.
Posted by: Kudra44 at December 12, 2004 08:15 PMOUTRAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. . . . What's your fucking decision based on you selfish bastard!!!!. . . who do you think you are? huh?. . he did no campaigning. . . .(like ME!!!). . .I mean. . . .Mincus vs Penal '04. . . c'mon MOTHERFUCKER. . . i wanted this. . .this comes from nowhere. . . . . what's he win on anyway?!. . .(notice my many gaytarded elipse by the way. . .enough to warrant my winning of this) to sum this up for me: in the great words of Egon Spengler "Sorry Ray i'm paralyzed with fear beyond all rational thought"
BLARR!!!!!!!!!
LOL @ Kudra
Posted by: Dino at December 15, 2004 10:59 AM