December 22, 2004

The Reality of all things wombat

"The greatest joy for a man is to for him to defeat his enemies. To drive them before him. To take from them all that they possess. To see those they love in tears. To ride their horses. To hold their wives and daughters in his arms."

-- Ghengis Khan, known Asian

Since the blog of sagien has turned towards rambling nonsense and childish "woe is me" rants (wearing the mask of "I'm better than you," of course), I have decided to retort.

You'll notice that I left a comment on his Dec. 21st post. Yet, not on the Dec. 20th post (the subject of which has a lot to do with my friendships.) This is why:

I got two paragraphs or so into the Dec. 20th post and stopped reading because he writes like a fuckin' idiot. Hence, I stopped reading before I got the part about me. Not until animploding voice asked "Did you read [sagien's] blog?" and sent me the link pertaining to the above subject did I read it.

Yes. A fuckin' idiot, I said.

You see, I make this claim not so much for his use of language, but for the "everybody look at me" tone that it carries. You can almost hear him snickering to himself between lines (i.e. "Man, I'm so funny...snkt snkt...")

And, in reality, getting fired from Radio Shack (oops) was the worst thing to happen to his blog. So, instead of making fun of characters we came to know and appreciate his distain for, we are left with useless meanderings of his everyday life. And, now, he digs into the squalid depths of his wretchedness and pulls out what remains of expression: his need to be a prick for no reason.

And, hey, maybe I'm bitching now. Maybe It's me that's whining now. Maybe, I'm trying to prove a point that will only be mocked and ridiculed. Of course, I know this "maybe" to be true. Of course you'll mock it. I would, too.

But, hey, at least I'm not Asian.

Posted by wombat at December 22, 2004 02:05 PM
Comments

Man, I can take this 'retort' apart on so many levels. But all we'd have left is unadulterated evidence of how much of a douchebag you are.

Posted by: sagien at December 22, 2004 02:53 PM

Merry Christmas

Posted by: Dino at December 24, 2004 03:12 PM
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